fka rat

swallowed up by the words & halfway to space

[fka rat @pratzels]

viewing a foreign film (minions)

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

It’s over for me in some regards but that just frees me up to do other things

[fka rat @pratzels]

fascinated by the male aversion to heating up leftovers

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

the truth is i am a toy that people enjoy till all of the tricks don’t work anymore

[fka rat @pratzels]

my cats name is percy but his nickname is winston perchill

[fka rat @pratzels]

zapped a mosquito after it scared my cat

[fka rat @pratzels]

saying “I’m broke” whilst pushing 30

[fka rat @pratzels]

who up separating they toes

[fka rat @pratzels]

im gonna do garba inside the trojan horse

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[fka rat @pratzels]

vijay sales devarakonda

[fka rat @pratzels]

just shushed a pigeon (and he shushed up)

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[fka rat @pratzels]

if someone took crime scene photos of me falling asleep mid takeout dinner last night PLS delete

[fka rat @pratzels]

clocking in for my shift as personality hire

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw