It’s 2006. You’re with your parents at the corner shop. You beg them to buy you a pack of Shoot Out cards. They oblige. You rush home. Split open the pack. You’re fuming. No 5* shinies today, just the 7,000th double of this prick
Sadly my mother passed away so I can't attend the Brentford Chelsea Game as her funeral is tomorrow. We will be giving away a total of 8 tickets for tomorrows game. 4 winners will get two tickets each.
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This is Mark. Mark and I play football together. Mark loves a textbook Sunday League catchphrase. I’ll be adding weekly updates to this thread of all the vintage ones he reels off. Enjoy.
*Before the match*
“Lads, let’s play how we know we can. Two touch max, and KEEP IT ON THE DECK”
*1st min of match*
Endangers 2 lives having hoofed the ball into the carpark.