Praxibetel Ix

28, she/her. I like sci-fi comedies and musical theater.

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

@woomy_irl The Lovers and Strength?

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My favorite lyric from the Monster Mash is "The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son"
because most would see a monster mash as a wild, all-night rager but Dracula saw it as a genuine bonding experience between father and son and I think that's beautiful

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

The man the moth the legend

[Sam Koone @Sam_Koone41]

Never have I seen someone on the timeline proven so wrong so quickly

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

@sondheimite Diana ignoring her human daughter in favor of her golden child is much funnier if he's a mini poodle

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

It's important to enjoy the europa tweets now before it careens out of control and elon musk joins in

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I dunno what language the Jove culties are chanting in down in the tunnels, but it sure as hell ain't in the Terran Standard Register. And I dunno if it's the stims or what, but I ain't seen any of 'em sleep in months now. Their eyes are all goin' bloodshot. Swollen and red.

[ᵈₑᶜᵢdᵤ𝚊:_°❀*̥˚. @perdifoil]

all this talk abt "ice madness" when it's clearly proximity to jupiter making you stupider

[Drew Shields (Commissions Closed) @thegnarlyghost]

Fighting on the icy crust for an independent Jovian Union

[Kirk's Wise Thinker 👥👥👥👥🔫👥 @ironcrakka]

ice madness is one thing, but you ever seen someone go jovial? staring up, unblinking, with that big smile? they'll walk into a melt field and not make a sound as it swallows them

damnest thing is even if you take em farside they'll still always be facing it, through the ground

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

Train's "Drops of Jupiter" is a cruel joke to those of us fighting on the icy moons who haven't seen liquid in years.

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

It's always "ice madness" and never "how was the howling frozen expanse of Europa, it looked fun, was it fun?"

[tara @proletarat]

Dispatch from outpost 447: Rations running low. One of the crew went blind staring out into the ice. He’s freezerburned out, keeps saying it’s not ice, and we’re being lied to. I think he’s lost in the frost. We’ve quarantined him for his own safety, and the rest of the crew’s.

[ARCHIVED - NASA Europa Clipper @EuropaClipper]

Just dreaming about the peaceful ice of Europa.

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

@NeilNevins He's been out of a job since Fry's Electronics closed 😔

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

@electrolemon NoHo Hank

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

You've disappointed Plastic Magneto for the last time. *extracts your brain spoon*

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

@skyler_higley Erm akshully that's a cockatoo not a parakeet ☝️🤓

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

Oh so when a HUMAN brings a cow to space it's endearing, but when I, a little green guy with a tractor beam,

[maks @galopujacy_jez]

this is your yearly reminder that Mark C. Lee brought a picture of a cow aboard STS-30 to remind him of home (he grew up on a farm in Wisconsin), resulting in this gem of a photo

[Praxibetel Ix @praxibetels]

I have given life to a terrible homunculus (tried to make the Grinch from memory)