Mark Washington

Christian. Lawyer. Soccer enjoyer. Aspiring reader. Coolest uncle. Uva uvam vivendo varia fit. @marykathrynwash

[Mark Washington @pray4mwash]

@FreddyLA7 SEE YOU THERE KING

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@aufcXylph LMAO

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Nobody reads the employee handbook.

I proved it.

Last month I added one sentence on page 73:

“First employee to email HR this sentence gets $1,000.”

Thirty days passed.

Yesterday an analyst finally found it.

I congratulated him and paid the $1,000 immediately.

Then I terminated him.

People don’t randomly read employee handbooks.

They read them when they’re looking for leverage.

$1,000 is a very reasonable price to identify your next lawsuit.

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@AtlantaFalcons @Gatorade @themikepenix Save me 9 😈

[ゴールデンブヒ @goldenbuhi2020]

本日のお浸かり
皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです

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@ATLUTD

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@RobUsry Such an odd player. At the club for years but always forgot he existed unless he was on the ball.

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@ATLUTD Why is HE there

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@atlutdjames Do you think Galoppo, Amaro, Miranchuk is the midfield vision, with Miggy/Fafa wings?

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@ATLUTD @RyanNumber15 Why is HE on there

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@tombogert Bogert bomb refuses to waiver, respect.

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@MLSist MAKE IT STOP

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@ATLUTD Massive club

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@SportingKC @ATLUTD

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@tombogert Only one genuine hit out of those 5 is crazy

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@tombogert @Santi_J_FM I’ve never felt more nothing

[On Cinema at the Manor (Updates) @EarvLikes]

Mark Proksch is being heavily fan cast for X-Men

His fans want him to play Professor X

[. @6ixImmortal]

i believe there's a hero in all of us.

[Mark Washington @pray4mwash]

@jprosopio1980 @RobUsry Is it really a rebuild if the new players are worse and the new coach is worse

[kyle @atlutd_kyle]

I’m not watching another game this season that was it