leslie

one direction and epcot ducks :)

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I'm against capital punishment except when it comes to Dan Schneider. I think they should air his execution live on Nickelodeon 🧡

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving a glock in my rari

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THESE ARE THE MEN MAKING DECISIONS ABOUT OUR REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH.

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

The original Madame Web

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Today is Tuesday. Valentine’s Day is Wednesday. Tomorrow. The stores are COVERED in flowers, candy, candles, stuffed animals, etc. If that man shows up without a gift or trinket, he’s hates you and wants you to die. The cheapest bouquet I saw was $4.99. HE WANTS YOU TO PERISH.

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

I need Nickelodeon to do a companion broadcast on election night. Patrick from SpongeBob explaining the electoral college and slime being dumped on the losing candidate during their concession speech

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

They should dump Gatorade on the losing coach instead of the winning coach. Go cry about it you sticky bitch

[bibi @cozmictae]

so no Justin Bieber?

[V | she/her @brownmanswh0re]

Me when Usher didn’t bring out Justin Bieber to sing with him #SuperBowl

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

if my boyfriend were losing the super bowl i’d get the ick

[leslie @praytoharry]

W A C K

[leslie @praytoharry]

NO JB

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[How Bowers @GoAwayGreen]

“So Universal has been working on this theme park for years, and there’s this guy who has been flying around in a helicopter taking pictures of it, and this lady who looks up permits and makes YouTube videos, and today they released concept art…”

[Max Toscano @maxtoscano1]

I gotta tell you I’d rather see Taylor Swift on an NFL broadcast than serial rapist Deshaun Watson

The fragility