Mike Praznowski

32, #Cubs 🎙️🎥 with @BumsInBleachers (via @ChiSportsBums) and @desipiodotcom, defender of Len Kasper and deep dish, critic of Ian Happ. Pro-Malört. #FlyTheW

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

PCA when he’s in Atlanta for the All-Star game:

[melissa.francesca 💫 @msmeliss024]

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Hop in the discord asap + WIN a Bulls Nike Standard Issue Fleece Pullover Hoodie!

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S/O @Chicago_Sully + Fanatics #FanAdvisoryNetwork 🙏🏽

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@tonyisthegr8 Who’s that?

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

Every NFL kicker except for Cairo Santos sucks.

[force subtractor @forcesubtractor]

imagine reading this shit nearly a decade after the sweep against nashville

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

You’re going to want to see this 👀

#ForTampaBay | #WorldSeries

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

We’re literally one of the founding members of the National League. You can pry our hitting pitchers from our cold dead hands.

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

The Cubs in the American League? Be so for real.

[Kody Duncan @KodyDuncanPGH]

If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions:

Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place:

NL Central:
- Pittsburgh Pirates
- Cincinnati Reds
- Washington Nationals
- Cleveland Guardians
- Miami Marlins

NL East:
- Detroit Tigers
- Milwaukee Brewers
- New York Mets
- Philadelphia Phillies
- Atlanta Braves

NL West:
- Los Ángeles Dodgers
- San Diego Padres
- Arizona Diamondbacks
- Los Ángeles Angels
- San Francisco Giants

AL East:
- Toronto Blue Jays
- Boston Red Sox
- Chicago Cubs
- New York Yankees
- Baltimore Orioles

AL Central:
- Kansas City Royals
- St. Louis Cardinals
- Tampa Bay Rays
- Colorado Rockies
- Chicago White Sox

AL West:
- Texas Rangers
- Seattle Mariners
- Athletics
- Houston Astros
- Minnesota Twins

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive

Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

party at Deshaun's???? 🥳

@ticketmaster | #DawgPound

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@EloyGarcia84 Fax lmao

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@obvious_shirts La Villa; Pulaski and Grace

[VP of Wu Tang Financial @BarbChairScott]

Me watching everybody complain about their teams today

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Trey Smack can't hit the 26-yard field goal 😬

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@EMiller8980 Say the word ya fuckin’ coward.

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

#they are cheating

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

Drew Rasmussen this posteason:

First 3 starts -------> 3 R in 21 IP
WS Game 2 --------> 3 R in 3 ⅔ IP

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@chisportsross All the best to you, bud. Sorry for your loss. 🤍❤️

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@bawitdabababe

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@ilivedb1tch @JCronengirth Congrats you two!!!

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

You have your choice of any RF, in his prime, to fill the #3 spot in the lineup. Who gets the call?

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

@BartWinklerShow This was also me from 2010-17 when the Blackhawks and Cubs were far and away the 2 most successful teams in Chicago. HATED when all the talk on the Score was dominated by Bears talk.

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

That penultimate part gives me life.

[Bart Winkler @BartWinklerShow]

The Brewers have a 2-0 lead in the World Series
The Bucks are bad but fun
The Badgers beat USC and are vibing
Giannis left for a team that is hilariously bad
Nobody gives a shit about the Packers

These are the glory days