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If you have pets of any sort please give me pet content

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@mary_butnot Can i also be an old man when i meet them

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@mary_butnot Is this a barnes and noble

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@tfws_therapist Idk if i caught you in this or not

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

People who are really into WEED will hand me some WEED and be like "doesn't this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake" like no mf that smells like WEED but appreciate your enthusiasm.

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Brought oomf canes and she had a mental breakdown

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@mary_butnot I’d like to defend myself but I have nothing to say

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@mary_butnot Im in tears

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@wastelandmary I thought so but you might be at cheer or sum I had to confirm

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@wastelandmary Idk someone texted me he’s dead but twitter is NOT hype so i’m assuming he’s alive

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@wastelandmary Also more importantly someone told me netanyahu is dead and i had to confirm. He’s living.

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@wastelandmary ao3 is down.

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.

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God forbid a girl wants to touch the ocean

[mary 🐞 misses castiel @wastelandmary]

took oomf to the atlantic for the first time and it was almost her last

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

they should let that horny heavy breathing dude from deftones take a whack at the national anthem. like fuck it who cares

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@mary_FWN Is this the femboy the republicans fear

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@mary_FWN The way it looks like we reached the gates of heaven

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@mary_FWN Dont even start im gonna throw up

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@mary_FWN @icarrhion NONE of that is up to code NONE the NEC is QUAKING