Beige Bandit

just shy of a god, but more than a man

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

where do you see yourself 10 beers from now? what is your 10 beer plan?

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

your existence has been erased from my mind palace, indefinitely

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

i've completely lost faith in my boner

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

#InitateWhiteWomanExterminationProtocol

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

fuck it i’m going to fight in the middle east

[tony montana @maoweeed]

was gon stroke my shit, gave big papa 3 tugs n gave up i have no passion for this nomo

[load @loafbreadmann]

how it feels to shave your dick and balls and reclaim your Emergency Inch

[‏ً @ChadxJordan]

It’s too hot to use a condom.

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

i eat cold eels and think distant thoughts

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

fuck i just put all my eggs in one basket i’m a fucking idiot

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

i’m fw hoes that have kids now

[™️ @myraaaaab]

Ion trust no freaky mf that drink ciroc

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

this bitch done removed all the semen from me

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

just letting it crust up rn

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

your girl at my crib freebleeding, i told her i’ll deal with the stains

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

lol bro

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

ugly ass nigga, bad bitch?

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

i was fucking on a slut and i was thinking about you

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

it’s missing you monday and i miss you

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

the gallows will be overflowing

[Beige Bandit @prblyst0nd]

weed isn’t real