Phoebe Cohen

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

The Prophecy but about when my cat settles in anywhere besides right on top of me

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

Called my 2nd grade teacher “mom”

[Matty @bestestname]

Don't forget to beat yourself up about something that happened 20 years ago today

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

balloon wasnt up long enough for twitter to get really really funny about it. honestly disappointing

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

why did he write this like a rupi kaur poem

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We just created more jobs in two years

Than any president ever has

In any four-year term.

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

the way domesticated animals hold eye contact…. its so intense and intimate and insane

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

why is white lotus twitter so silent on how HOT cameron is i mean COME ON

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

being a jewish millennial is frantically yelling at everyone to please keep their shoes on at my break fast because theres no where in my nyc apartment for 30 pairs of shoes

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

rewatching gilmore girls while im ovulating always makes me want to get right on makin a little daughter

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

what age marks the generational divide between leaving your ringer on at all times vs keeping your phone on silent

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

haunted by all the diet cokes i’ve forgotten to bring to customers that DONT wake me up in the middle of the night

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

ugh another red sock in the whites car wash

[ًً @heartipink]

want my car to be this color

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

hopefully will get there around 6:15

[Literati Bookstore @LiteratiBkstore]

The title of your memoir is the last text message you sent.

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

was feeling so sad for the bird trapped in the airport at JFK but then i discovered there are 3 of them and now i hope that at least its a trauma bonding experience for them

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

game doesn’t recognize game

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

why does nancy pelosi always send me a selfie when she texts me? girl be feelin herself

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

the unspoken rule of respect on twitter to never reveal the wordle to each other publicly in this space <3

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

how is there not a taylor swift emoji yet

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

does elmo have a gender? its ok if not im jw

[Phoebe Cohen @prcohen3]

so the new federal covid policy is…. what vanessa hudgens said?