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[ت @pre87all]

Just realized I haven’t made up scenarios before bed in possibly over two year I’m concerned have I grown up or died?

[ت @pre87all]

@uglyppz STOPPPP IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THAT😭😭😭
I was just confused why would u ask where I’m going when u have har phone tell exactly where to go😭

[ت @pre87all]

اول مرة ركبت فيها اوبر لحالي سألني العمو على وين قلتلو عالبيت وقعد يضحك علي
عندك يا معلم وصلنا البيت خلص

[Miral Mourad @Mechanic2379]

النهاردة ركبت اوبر عمو مسألنيش السؤال الغبي بتاع علي فين
وفضل ساكت طول الطريق و كان رابط الحزام و بيعمل الاشارات معجزه بجد كانت معايا صحبتي جت تنزل نزل فتحلها الباب فبقوله تسلم حضرتك ذوق وسواقتك جميلة قالي معايا اربع بنات بسوق كدة عشانهم ..

[cleo ✿ @Iosersexual]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 5 job offers. hell, imagine ONE job offer

[ت @pre87all]

@yonie_7

[ت @pre87all]

@5ay40 تحياتي

[ت @pre87all]

One of my favorite things about life is that no matter where I moved I’m always somehow living 15 minutes away from a Chinese restaurant

[ت @pre87all]

@uglyppz

[ت @pre87all]

Why r ppl like this? Told this girl I needed to bock a doctor’s appointment cuz my asthma has been getting worse I can barely breathe she said “no u don’t have asthma it’s just a lack of vitamins” mind u I’m diagnosed🫩

[ت @pre87all]

Having unpoped kernels and pretending it’s popcorn

[ت @pre87all]

بستحقر الانسان الي بتصنع لهجة غير لهجتو اكثر ما هو مستحقر حالو

[ت @pre87all]

I always fall for them engagement bait videos and always get disappointed

[ت @pre87all]

@Besan0_

[ت @pre87all]

مش فاهمة مين الي قرر انو الدخان والقهوة مع بعض؟؟ الدخان للميرمية

[ت @pre87all]

@Besan0_ القهوة ما بتحتاج اشي!!!!

[ت @pre87all]

حكيت حل عن سماي قدام اخواني وطلعوني من الملة طيب طيز

[ت @pre87all]

@MastRfps @uglyppz What exactly is the correlation here? And aren’t men already killing their kids and wives fully sane with no postpartum depression and have tons of buffoons backing them up in the name of honor?

[ت @pre87all]

Had a therapy session with the shampoo bottle earlier this day, not recommended

[ت @pre87all]

If I catch u confessing to finding goatees attractive I’m calling the cops u creep! Only boys grow half a beard, men aren’t afraid of committing to a full one