PreachyPat

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Waaa Waaa nigga you lost get over it

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

??????

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

You ain’t never got annoyed when someone told you to do something you already bouta do?

[Randy Savage @FlyManRan]

Lol bro… this is so lame of him. Does anyone care that much where he goes? He’s not swinging power like that anymore. Get over yourself gang

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Kobe…bigger than LeBron… are you stupid?? Bron got 3 inches and 40 pounds on him 😭😭

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

Kobe is bigger than LeBron and this bothers his camp so they gotta say shit like this. Sad stuff genuinely.

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

He now sells alien weaponry because he lost his job to the government did you not watch the movie

[Spidey(救世主) @Savefile14]

Mind you this is his fucking house

[🩸𝔖𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔞🩸 @tumblr_high]

@marznotforu I’ll take one to go please…

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Man he don’t even got a trilogy fr, he got two movies and then we got an ensemble film ts not no fucking cap movie

[Goga @Thebrains__]

His trilogy >>> Ironman

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Yk I fw you but you sound bitter twin. Ion stay no where near New York and hella real people i know definitely put hella stock into ts. Maybe not to you specifically but that ring def mean som

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

It’s funny seeing Knicks fans slowly realize that nobody cares about their Championship. It changed nothing. Nobody outside NYC has Brunson top 5. Nobody has him in any all-time talks. Nobody has him in “best of his generation” talks with Jokic SGA Giannis or Embiid. And everybody already knows he’s not winning another one so he’ll never make it to those talks.

He doesn’t have the motion/too ugly to be a cover athlete. All the celebrity bandwagons and people who pretended to care have left by now. Everybody moved on to the World Cup.

Brunson will retire and kids on TikTok will call him ball knowledge within 5 years. I almost feel bad. Literally all they got out of this was “No Larry?”

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Why yall steal 40😭😭

[Cøøg @TheDonCoogi]

My 7 year old is TIGHT about it his Oreos lmfao.

[Kafonn @Kafonn_]

dawg i just got to s3 of Korra why does everyone hate this show it seems p good

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Ngl I’ve had more of my friends and coworkers talking to me about summer league more this year than ever before

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"They're killing Summer League - it's slowly dying. ... It was a lot of excitement about watching these draftees... now it's like you don't even when they're gonna play."

Agree with Tracy McGrady? 🤔

(via @VinceAndTmac)

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

I forgot yall did this

[NBA 2K @NBA2K]

1️⃣ 🔜

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Saibow

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

i hate when english speakers take french words & change the meaning of them... every year we gotta tell yall that you in fact CAN be petite and fat since “petite” in fashion exclusively refers to height. i hate yall rs

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

It takes two

[Dave @GamewithDave]

The older I get, the less I care about 100-hour games.

Give me a 10–20 hour game with a great story, memorable characters, and an ending I’ll actually reach.

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

I’m planning everything else twin chill😭

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

“Men are natural leaders” until it’s time to plan dates or do chores and then it’s just “tell me what you want, make me a list, tell me what you need me to do”
Hm

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

That’s 24,000,000 hitting your account also could be seen as 200 years of a person bringing home 120k (post tax)

[Isaac Bassey @0xBassey]

Dwight Howard says a $61 million NBA contract can be cut to about $30 million after taxes

“The taxes are what break you first. Our tax bracket was 51%.”

“We get taxed in every city we play, then your agent takes 2–4%, marketing takes another 10–15%, and all of those percentages come before you ever see the money.”

Joe Smith added that after taxes, a $61 million contract is reduced to about $29–30 million, before other expenses are deducted.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adulting is so harddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

It would take something REAL for the Lakers to want to trade Bronny James, per @khobi_price

“They developed him, they’re a fan of him, and he has A LOT of supporters in the building."

(Via @TheFanLA)

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

Yea okay buddy, come try to arrest me after I’ve added a fucking rayquaza to the roster. Are you nuts😭😭

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

“If Pokemon were real I’d have a Dialga on my team!” Bro if they were real, it would be illegal to catch any legendaries in the first place

[PreachyPat @preachypat]

They expire??

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine