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So... if someone sneezes, I expect them to say "excuse me" and then I'll say "bless you", but I just had someone say "bless me"? Is that not weird? Or is it just me?

[PP @prebbers]

Does every position earning over 100k expect you to trade your soul to earn your salary? If so, why even bother trying to move up if you'll never have the free time to enjoy the extra money? Anyone else have thoughts on this?

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Can someone please just pay me to hang out with my dog? This whole working for a living thing is getting old. #exhausting

[PP @prebbers]

If you're charging $1600 for rent and the utilities are a "flat fee" of $200, The 👏 Rent 👏 Is 👏 $1800 👏 Stop deceiving people! 😡 That is all. #thankyouforcomingtomyTEDTalk

[PP @prebbers]

The concept of a pre-authorization on a credit card should be taught in high school. The amount of adults that do not understand is astonishing. #hotelfun

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@Bounty please stop individually wrapping each roll of towels inside the already wrapped outer package. Please. It's completely unnecessary.

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Serious peeve. If you're a coworker in the same building trying to call another team member, do not leave a damn voicemail. Send an email, or here's an idea, just walk over ffs. #rant

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Do men my age that do not play video games even exist? I will never understand the appeal.

[PP @prebbers]

Really getting tired of moving because of this real estate market... anyone have somewhere we can be that has no interest in selling, ever? Please and thanks... #fml

[PP @prebbers]

Once we've established the problem and found the solution, even if there is a bit of a delay getting the resolution, do not keep whining about it ffs. I get it. No need to keep huffing and puffing. #growup

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Good times...

[PP @prebbers]

Is anyone else kind of bothered by the way Avril says Avalanche in her song, like "launch"? Or have I just been saying that word wrong my whole life? #help

[MØRG∆N//T∆YLØR @morgvntvylor]

I want sex everyday. I want to be skinny. I want to be a 6am workout drink green juice bitch. I want to be blonde again. I want to be happy everyday. I want to have motivation for life again. I want to be excelling in everything I do. I want to feel mentally stable. I want I want

[PP @prebbers]

Mom at 2pm on a Thursday: "Are you busy?" Well Mom, I have a full time office job, what do you think? 😑

[PP @prebbers]

5 days off was not enough. I want it to be Friday again already and I've only worked one day... I need to start buying lottery tickets or something. I don't want to work anymore. #worksucks

[PP @prebbers]

Thank goodness it's (my) Friday. #longlongweekend

[PP @prebbers]

The fear of missing out is such a plague for this generation. What happened to being grateful for what you already have? Not to say that we shouldn't have goals, but there's nothing wrong with saying "I have enough" and maintaining it if it is making you happy as is.

[PP @prebbers]

Old habits die hard #herewegoagain

[PP @prebbers]

Can we skip to the part where we own a house with a spare bedroom for him to sleep in when he plays hockey this late? Cuz I've about had enough of being woken up in the middle of the damn night #notafan