precious 🌷

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

im never where you left me like ever

[Woman Commando⭐️ @orente_themuse]

i’m the type to just tally up your weird behavior and cut you off on a random wednesday

[theHAIRSTYLIST @theonly_fats]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers & boy crazy bitches

[miss_chifo @oknonrespiro]

quando vai a cacare a casa di ospiti e dopo che tiri lo sciacquone la cacca è ancora lì che galleggia

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "tipping culture" has spread to places with no service. The cashier flips the iPad and now you're the villain for hitting "no tip" on a $8 muffin you grabbed yourself. Guilt has been automated into the payment system.

[aespa do vale do reginaldo @meiiiilsh]

não deu tempo de tomar café da manhã hj

[Kendra 🦂 @QueenKendra___]

Am I opening the jar with my ass…or?

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Yall be so young & beautiful dealing with shit that you don't have to. please Don't waste your youth on people who refuse to treat or love you correctly. time starts flying after you lose yourself. you blink once & you're 45 with low self esteem & now you're regretting your life

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[t bby @Titomi_]

i actually prefer being friends w people that hold the same values as myself cos why are you my friend and i’ll have to be explaining how something is obviously weird

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

“you really funny as fuck” i know baby, go head & take em off.

[fifi @gsgetlonelytoo]

How do I make it illegal to talk to me

[k @ysljennii]

When I shave, use body scrub, lotion, & put perfume on

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Hope I can make it to McDonald’s before they shove the breakfast up they ass

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

having a boyfriend is embarrassing unless he worships you

[Onyema🛡️ @OnyemaSam1]

When your paycheck hit and you just start buying unnecessary shyt

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

i deadass be trying to take 2-3 minute naps in the morning, my alarm goes off at at 7:35 and i'm like "shit i'll get up at 7:38"

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

i wish i could throw it back on myself ❤️