JJ Dynomite

The Marine Corps trained me to handle explosives, and somehow I am the idiot that survived.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THREE DOWN, ONE TO GO!!!

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Price Increases over last 5 years...
New Cars: +19%
Groceries: +26%
Family Health Insurance: +27%
Shelter: +29%
Restaurants: +31%
Dozen Eggs: +35%
Home Prices: +35%
Electricity: +40%
Gas Utilities: +41%
Transportation: +42%
Gasoline: +52%
Auto Insurance: +54%
Ground Beef: +64%
Fuel Oil: +69%
Coffee: +108%

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WHAT A HOCKEY GAME 😱

[JJ Dynomite @PrecisionPCI]

@JMULiker They both said they want the game to happen. But the ACC messed it up with the expansion game. It’s going to happen. Careful what you wish for.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It would be awesome if this were an option for every big game. A good PXP crew can be incredible, but sometimes you just want the crowd.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

WALK. IT. OFF!

#BravesCountry

[JJ Dynomite @PrecisionPCI]

@willywoo @PeterSchiff @grok You lost everyone at Max Keiser.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Never a doubt 😛

#BravesCountry

[JJ Dynomite @PrecisionPCI]

@mccrystal_alex @garrygolden Playoffs at its finest! Nice work Philly! See you next week. Go Canes!

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

Sometimes I wonder why I keep using this app. Then Talladega does this.

[Peyton @PeytonTowry]

Life when the Atlanta Braves have the most wins in baseball

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

✅ Game
✅ Series

#BravesCountry

[ESPN @espn]

A FIGHT TO START THE PLAYOFFS‼️

Brady Tkachuk and Jordan Staal immediately dropped the gloves 😳

[Ron Mintz @MintzGolf]

Shane Lowry with an ace on No. 6! 🔥🔥🔥

[JJ Dynomite @PrecisionPCI]

This used to look like an episode of South Park. Now it’s not satire.

[Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷 @d_foubert]

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed.
BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.
BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed.
BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian.
BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity.
BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point.

BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross.
BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around.
BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think."
BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M.
BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking.

BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN."
BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf.
BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship.
BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto.
BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto.
BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP.
BREAKING: XRP is up 34%.
BREAKING: It is not XRP.

BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz.
BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution.
BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz.
BREAKING: Nobody is surprised.

BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon.
BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire.
BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing.
BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old.
BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait.
BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud."
BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal.
BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough."
BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis."
BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour.

BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf.
BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation.
BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces."
BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces.
BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open.

BREAKING: The strait remains closed.
BREAKING: This is day 41.
BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[ESPN @espn]

FIRST PLAYER WITH A HOLE-IN-ONE IN CONSECUTIVE YEARS‼️

Keegan Bradley knocks in the THIRD ace of the day at the Master Par 3 Contest 🔥

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

we got an astronaut posting on 𝕏 from a spacecraft that’s about halfway to the moon.

what a time to be alive.