Cole Edmundson

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Hoe Cakes

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

I almost exclusively poop in the ladies room when the opportunity arises... I appreciate the lack of loose pubic hairs and clean door knobs...

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

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Really lacking motivation to go to this client meeting and walk around this fellas 100+ acre property just for him to tell me how to do my job.

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Chafed my dick tip swimming yesterday... is this hell?

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

#UFC251 cup kick island

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The early prelims were 🔥 🔥 🔥 let’s keep this train rolling #UFC247

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Hey don! how ya dawn?

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

No matter what anyone says, no matter the excuse or explanation, whatever a person does in the end is what he intended to do all along.
– Cus D’Amato

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Currently at Steve-O’s Jake said I should stay in the car because I’ve had a few

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@69gibs @CourtneyDetrick Yea she’s fucked

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

A rich man rolls the dice a poor boy pays the price

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Some people’s children are just awful and ungrateful as fuck! Count your fucking blessings you self centered fuck

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

Had a hot hoagie thrown at my back by my 35 year old manager at work today because I insulted his intelligence.... point of the story is I got the day off and someone is out a hot hoagie.... also whadda chump...

[Cole Edmundson @precum_creation]

@amy_smola I’ve never related more to a tweet

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Just got a $6.66 tip 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽