AJ Walters🇰🇳

I’m built different #AVFC ♓️

[AJ Walters🇰🇳 @Pred_Walters]

Me after sitting in bed all day and ordering take out

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

In 2015 the UK started charging people 5p for plastic carrier bags. Minimum wage in 2015 was £6.70 which means you could buy 134 carrier bags with an hour's wage.

Fast forward to 2026, minimum wage is £12.71 and carrier bags are now around 40p meaning an hours wage would buy you 31 carrier bags.

That's 103 less carrier bags and a 700% increase on the original price.

But only a 89% increase in wages.

We're getting robbed in this country.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

She’s a domestic violence survivor who thought her neighbor was being hurt when she heard the screams, repeatedly tried to get her attention, and called the cops as a last resort. The fault is with the cops. Not someone who tried to do what they thought was saving their neighbor

[j🥀 @mochas_dad]

INFLAMMATION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m howling

[Dan WHENESOTA @WHENESOTA]

Everyone in the front rows should go to jail. Holy entitlement.

[jessica is seeing niall ꕤ @thelakesnh]

people say ban phones, but I’d rather be slightly blocked by a little iPhone than a piece of A2 cardboard

[Zara @zaracraves]

- 84k a year just to hold a camera
- free travel
- rent covered
- food covered

Imagine being so out of touch. This is a GREAT deal.

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

fuck RIGHT OFF dog @DisneyPlus i should be allowed to stream the service i pay for wherever i am????

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

Ah yes, the BBC, ITV and Channel 4, famously THEY never lie.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

JasonTheWeen has snuck into news interviews multiple times by acting as a foreign fan during the FIFA World Cup 😭

“THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE LARP”

[OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHOOT A DOG WEARING A BASKETBALL SHIRT.

Fuck No Man.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🚨🇬🇧 Bro cleaned all of this rubbish near London voluntarily & faces up to 2 years in prison

"He was operating heavy machinery and modifying a waterway without a permit" — UK police

‼️But, I guess, the real reason for his arrest was this statement:

"This river's been left to rot by the authorities, filling up with silt and rubbish and covered in knotweed. We removed decades of filth, silt, rubbish, and invasive species. We've got a message to the Environment Agency: COME HERE & DO YOUR JOB!"

[Alex @ImDiabetus]

Not including the DLC and charging $40 on games from Obama’s first term is nasty work

[Artur Nadolny @ArturNadol7566]

Britain produces so much surplus electricity it pays France £770 million a year to take it off our hands, and households are still being told to brace for higher bills.

[James Esses @JamesEsses]

If you want to summarise just how messed up the United Kingdom is in a single sentence:

The UK government believes that 11 year olds are too young to watch YouTube but old enough to block their puberty and render themselves infertile.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

Children aren't old enough to scroll social media, but they are old enough to consent to life-altering experiments?

[The TV Grump @TheTVGrump]

Granted, I might be going out on a limb here, but isn’t the administering of puberty blockers to children rather more dangerous than say .. YouTube?

[TechToby @techtoby__]

£12,570

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

Emiliano Martínez: "I want to win it for Messi more than for myself. I’d give my life for him."

Joao Neves: "Ronaldo is no different from anyone else. He's just another player here to help the team

I'm so grateful that Ronaldo won the euros with the generation that he won it with. Those players were not as talented as the current squad, but they played their hearts out on the pitch. These entitled brats of today don't deserve anything.