Kody Haynes

Im kody. Im also on my way to becoming a full time streaming and creating a family of positive like minded gamers. Now enjoy my shenanigans! !

[Kody Haynes @predator239]

I ate food. Streams back up! Almost at 1500. That came a bit quicker than I thought

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I can't think of any celebrities lol.

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I wonder if celebrities will say hi to me if I tag them. My curiosity is peaked. You know what that means...

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And wrong twitter... I need to delete this one. My current is kungody for those that don't know.

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So... Friday my last camera shows up. All the pieces are almost in place.

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These stripper just want me for tmy money. Yay, relationships!!!

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I forget I have a twitter for months at a time.

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Today feels like a day. You know?

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She was like, "we should have sex" I was like, "no..." but I did anyways because im a gentleman and a scholar. #personalcourage

[Kody Haynes @predator239]

When I have sex I dont use just a glove. I use a power glove. #nintendo

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I keep forgetting I have a Twitter. Until someone hacks my shit and writes somrthing funny. Good times. Good times....

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You every cry after masterbating? I think I should stop sympithizing with the girls in the video.

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Ive decided to take on a project that should be over with ib about 4 months. Take that long term relationship!

[Kody Haynes @predator239]

Finally done with cali, now to implement my exit-Kody move!

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Going to California to LARP call of duty... Then another deployment, yay...

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This guy was on speaker phone with his wife in a public restroom while shitting. I wonder what year of marriage this becomes acceptable...

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Fabulous wasn't exactly the word I expected to hear from a body builder...

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You know that feeling after watching two happy ending movies then realize your you... Yeah, go me.

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Band practice at noon. That will be 37 hours w/no sleep... Hizzah

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I'm back! ... Damnit