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[P @preeman_faige]

If you’re feeling horny please keep it away from me I am an empath

[P @preeman_faige]

People be so mad about the White Lotus incest as if this wasn’t the same production company that made Game of Thrones and HOTD

[P @preeman_faige]

I don’t get it when people can’t put on a fitted sheet lmao I’m dumb af and I can do it

[P @preeman_faige]

We are all married to Bianca UnCensori now

[P @preeman_faige]

Let me get this straight… we aren’t celebrating minority people anymore but a groundhog that predicts weather is fine?

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

One thing I never liked was Charlotte used to give Samantha hell for fucking everybody but Charlotte fucked everybody too!!!!! U a hoe too!!!! U just have a bob!!!!

[P @preeman_faige]

Whoever has my voodoo doll… try giving her a kiss instead

[P @preeman_faige]

This 👹 is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror the first day of my period

[P @preeman_faige]

Hey guys @GreenDay wake up! September is ending!

[P @preeman_faige]

You gotta be kidding I LITERALLY just quit

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie

[P @preeman_faige]

TV has went sooo downhill I miss when shows had to warn you not to try any of the stunts at home for your safety and those around you

[P @preeman_faige]

I want to apologize to anyone I’ve been a menace to. I am still like that, but I am genuinely sorry. 🙏🏼

[P @preeman_faige]

NEED

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I love saying “this is she” on the phone. Like yup.. that’s correct… you’ve reached the right bitch…

[trash jones @jzux]

me when someone's obsessed with me: yikes

me when someone's not obsessed with me: wtf