el why en ess ee why

Bit partial to Swedish Fish, Minstrels, new KG shoes and being warm. Ask my mam if I'm free for tea at yours. No mushrooms.

[AG @anthonygordon]

Thank you @NUFC 🖤🤍

[Martin @m3gamarvatron]

RIP Monty who died on the 13th flight of stairs up to level 7 at 5:08pm this afternoon. He leaves his wife Maggie and 708 illegitimate kids. Funeral plans to follow.

[Gurabaisaab @Gurabaisaab1]

@Lea_EFC Isak the most expensive sicknote

[Dava @Dava73]

We should have NEVER of spent 125M on that sick note Isak. What a huge waste of money. 😡

[el why en ess ee why @preencess_]

@Airaasayss White. Inside the upper part of the letter 'A' in black

[Charlie Eccleshare @CDEccleshare]

Rare to see a scorer that’s also the same word you say when seeing the scoreline

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

GEORDIE MARADONA!!! ❤️

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"He's so lucky!"

Things getting competitive between Malick Thiaw & Nick Woltemade 😂

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: William Osula wins Guinness Goal of the Month for this 90th minute winner against Manchester United 👏

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats.

And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

Shame it’s not a girl, they could have named her Sue.

[Lee @Lee923]

Remember the international break this time last year when all we had to worry about was who chored the postbox topper near the East Stand

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Woltemade’s flick in Belgium 🪄
THAT Pope assist v Benfica 🚀
Burn’s curling header v Bilbao 🤯
Miley’s moment in Leverkusen 🌟
Willock in Paris 🤌
Record-breakers at Qarabag 💪🏽
Barnes’ strike v Barca 🙌🏽
Elanga’s double that had us dreaming 🥹

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened…

Incredible from @nattynufc07 🎬

[Ethan @Ethan1738822]

@NUFCThreatLevel Aye 7 goals

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

One year on. History made 🏆

[Petesy @2NarMe]

If the Chelsea players were to huddle around anything to ‘respect it’ yesterday, it should have been Lewis Hall’s left foot.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

“They made Barcelona look average for 90 minutes.”

@MikeGrella10 and @T_Deeney discuss how Newcastle United neutralized Barcelona’s attacking threat at St James' Park ❌

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

🙋🏼‍♂️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Time flies 😅