Sardar JI

Tired Banker. Creative on Twitter only. Love to tweet but kabhi kabhi.

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

My mom took the blue whale challenge.
Now the blue whale has gone out to bring dhaniya after keeping all water bottles in fridge.

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

Every supporter has come with lathis or weapons cos they know the truth
#RamRahimVerdict #RamRahimSingh

[Canara Bank @canarabank]

Canara Bank is proud to announce inauguration of 1st fully automated Digital branch of our Bank #canarabank #digitalindia #automatedbranch

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

*Abhi was caught masturbating by his dad*

Dad: Abhishek mat kar

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

@Bhuvan_Bam @canarabanktweet Bhai ki izzat dub gyi BC. Dont know why this problem is there. Hope canara bank will not loose such a funny, HNI, and a great customer.

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

This trend is for Rahul gandhi only. Next one would be #chutiyapawithdad for Akhilesh yadav
#JourneyWithMom

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

No movie for Abhishek bachan and uday chopra. Feeling bad for them
#UnemploymentCRISIS

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

Dolly bindra would have sued twitter for this trend. Baap pe mat jana.
#BaapKaRaj

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

DD reminds me of that Indian team jab koi na koi to chal hi jata tha jeetane ke liye
#GLVDD

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

If someone is brave enough to show that @ArvindKejriwal brain is also tempered.
#EVMTAMPERING

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

Girl : Tell me those 3 magical words

Me: Exasperating farrago masquerading

Girl: OMG, take me home!!

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

AAP should change its party symbol from Jhaadu to paucha.
#KapilMishra

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

RCB always makes me fool.Time I post that 5 wickets down, scoreboard changes to 6 wickets.
#RCBvKXIP

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

I don't know why carpenter denied fixing my laptop's crashed window
#SonamKapoorQuotes

[Punjabi Munda @itsSinghM]

'H' in Marriage stands for Happiness

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

After so many operations, plastic surgeries, gud gobar vagera, she is finally trending on twitter.
Good job #RakhiSawant

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

@ArvindKejriwal kahi khud ke bache bhi na bol pade ki, padosi hi thik tha.
#दिल्ली_में_कांग्रेस_ही_ठीक_थी

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

Thats meant for salman khan only.
@itsSinghM

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

Saale maa beta h ya SBI ke employee
https://t.co/JIHZKJCkE7

[Sardar JI @preetjazzz]

Piles patient