unapologetically your dad

bruh twitter finally reinstated my account

[unapologetically your dad @preetmalhix]

if you watched these two TV shows as a kid you’re elite

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

if you think i'm rude, you should hear the narrator in my head. absolutely unhinged

[KAE🧚🏾‍♀️ @etherealkelsey]

The way ppl in the Uk describe bbls like wild animals fries me man 😭😭😭

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[rae⸆⸉ ꕤ @swiftfairy_13]

every time i need to save money suddenly i need body wash, conditioner, moisturizer, tide pods, pads, tampons, like it’s never ending and im over it

[nai ☆ bnd spoilers🕷️! @mmynoelles]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to limit the steve and peggy scenes in doomsday

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I love how the world is in chaos and NYC gets the sunshine and rainbows subplot.

[🎈👻🎃👻Sparrow-Aiden🎃👻🎃🎈 ⚢ @WriterGlitch]

Remember Mamdani isn't proof you should move to NYC, he's proof you can demand more from your mayor & they absolutely are capable of what you're asking & more, the castle majority are just lazy or don't have people asking so they don't take initiative. Demand more from your mayor

[kaique @goescore]

quando eu estou sem dinheiro e tenho flashbacks do dinheiro que gastei desnecessariamente

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[suck yuh mudda @SupremeBrina]

I promise trying to ragebait me as a flirting tactic will not yield the results you want.

[ellara @peacekful]

Literally Me

[🌻sunflowers && shit🌻 @shaiBUTblunt]

Call me lazy, but I don’t wanna side hustle, second job, part time job, to make content, none of that shit. I work full fucking time & I should make enough money to cover my basic needs.

[𝐑𝐚𝐲𝐚 | ౨ৎ @rayraysx44]

you know we’re back when people are arguing team cap vs iron man again a decade later

[kitty @benupped]

I be liking so many shady and messy tweets if I was a celebrity I wouldn't survive a single day of cancel culture

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is what the people in NYC wake up to every morning while you're suffering in some other state, btw.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“the love of my life wouldn't do that” is such a powerful perspective to maintain.

[rif @hazybreww]

apply to jobs
cry
cry about current job
apply to jobs
cry
cry
sleep
repeat

[Esma @esmaceliktr]

Erkekler artik çekici değil ve görünüşlerinden bile bahsetmiyorum. Çok saygisizlar, prenses muamelesi istiyorlar, iletişim kuramıyorlar, duygusal bağ kuramıyorlar, olgunlaşmamışlar ve daha fazlas... Tamamen itici geliyorlar.

[• @leenaqureshii]

“lets agree to disagree” i’ll beat the shit outta you