papaya papi

butt naked

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

The world is really all about how much value you add. Those who add no value are stuck confused why they aren't connected to endless opportunity. And the people who add high value are smart enough to know to not give opportunity to open handed people who dont have anything to add

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

[New York Post @nypost]

Women are refusing to shave their bikini areas in latest summer trend https://t.co/T4LVl7y2S5

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

@metafysical Now all they care about is tryna be Pythagorizz

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Pronouns- dude/dawg

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

White people culture is seasoning food and calling it a hack.

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Me sitting perfectly silent & still: "..."

My brain: "................I PUT MY TRUST, IN YOU. PUSHED AS FA-"

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

@metafysical Ya gotta dig in and press your balls into your feet

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

People say it's good to be giving but don't give too much of yourself because there will be nothing for you. But I say the more you give, the more capacity you have to hold.

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

@metafysical @pseudnonymus ABSOLUTELY CANNOT CONFIRM. NOPE. I WONT CONFIRM IT. (I won't deny it either..)

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Step 1- it's never too late to start
Step 2- get outside
Step 3- fake it til you make it
Step 4- ???????
Step 5- profit

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

I view most of life's problems as "ok how many strawberry uncrustables will this take to fix"

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Imagine actually caring that Jimmy cracked corn🙄 you'd hafta be such a fucking freakkk onGAWD

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Blink 182 pill'd

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

A designer drug that makes you relive the hormonal symphony of listening to blink 182 at age 12.

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

"We hope this email finds you well"

How the email found me:

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Dude's put a sprinkle of salt in water and all of a sudden they're a microscope

[Sir Barefoot @SirBarefoot]

I add trace minerals and celtic sea salt to my water.

Truly hydrating every cell in the body.

Improving biological functioning of our internal processes.

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

Look ma, I'm tweeting

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

@metafysical Argyle is OUT

[papaya papi @prefersfruit]

@SillyGoose_Guy @metafysical @Al_D_Smith The joke"Easy to digest" on food information was not lost on me😄