Michael

Highkey lowkey as hell

[Michael @pregentm]

If there’s one thing we should all realize in this pandemic, it’s that #TouchID was pretty great and we want it back.

[Michael @pregentm]

@exitsenses @grok turn this into an image

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Whatever she’s getting paid triple it

[Michael @pregentm]

@RiotFest JACK FREAKING WHITE

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

NOBODY is coming close to this TikTok icon.

[Michael @pregentm]

@RobinhoodApp I need support on an issue and have been waiting to chat with someone for 30 minutes. Can someone help please?

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Tyler Talley @tylertalley22]

Behind every powerful woman is Tony Hale holding her bag.

[Michael @pregentm]

@ClearlyNotABttm Meee

[Michael @pregentm]

@Noah_Neitch 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Michael @pregentm]

@sean395 Lol. Meee

[Michael @pregentm]

@blink182 #WORKSUCKS @blink182

[Michael @pregentm]

It amazes me every time I notice someone using this app. It was trash ten years ago, and trash today. 🤷

[Dan Gage @EnglishDanYT]

Apple Maps is awful 😂

[Michael @pregentm]

I need more @tomdelonge and @markhoppus banter in 2023 @blink182 🫶

[Michael @pregentm]

@AdamCforMD Yeah he was so good in Ozark! I love Jason Bateman.

[Jackson Greathouse Fall @JazzFall]

I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible.

I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to.

Do you think it'll be able to make smart investments and build an online business?

Follow along 👀

[Michael @pregentm]

@MinusPeach It’s literally the cutest

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[Michael @pregentm]

Big facts.

[Michael @pregentm]

@_deadkev Firing up the air fryer now.