L Quimby

Ok, fine. I'll use Twitter. But I don't have to like it.

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

This is why I love my home county.
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Hundreds of Md. Students March to Capitol, Call for Gun Control https://t.co/rMJoandJ9V via @nbcwashington

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

"This won't be easy but we won't back down. I've got you. Come what may."

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

@BarackObama

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

In Honor.
#IStillHaveADream

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

TONIGHT:
Imma gonna fall asleep In. My. Bed. And Nowhere Else!
#squadgoals

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

::happy bounces:: https://t.co/HkqREitgqb

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

“...shows that the White House is less House of Cards than Bleak House,” says BBC Radio person. And all I can think is not The Madness of King Donald but “What does that mean and have any of them read Bleak House?”

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

The twins have been logged in to my Youtube account. Which, terrifyingly, somehow explains why I have 649 unread messages. D@mn.
(In other news....I'm BAAAA-AACK.)

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

#StandWithRefugees https://t.co/iiT8uhtI3M

[United Nations @UN]

Join Jon Snow (Kit Harington) of #GameOfThrones & other stars, show you're #WithRefugees ➡️ https://t.co/zmKQYRBbFD

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Kit Harington, aka Jon Snow, is trying to bring back disability care from “the brink of disaster.”

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

DuckDuckGo is my search engine of choice. #ComeToTheDuckSide - we have privacy. https://t.co/hD1WdV4qMq

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

Shocked, I tell you. https://t.co/r2xubnpHtb

[Michael M. Grynbaum @grynbaum]

Shepard Smith just said Fox News has “no evidence of any kind” that Trump was surveilled “at any time, any way."

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

Hooray for Tulsi....and Thank you! https://t.co/s7qJoVu4F3

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Friday, I joined thousands of water protectors who gathered in DC to send the message: water essential to all life. #Waterislife #MniWiconi

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

“If the media and political leaders fail to call lies what they are, are they then guilty of misleading the public?” - Bernie Sanders https://t.co/tNLnIo6h9j

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

Washington Post Wants Bernie Sanders to Stop Calling Out Trump's Lies https://t.co/68q1c1imrb

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

What the actual ****? https://t.co/oWuRtkK3Yw

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Senate committee approves Trump Treasury, Health nominees without Dems present after GOP changes panel's rules.

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

I can't believe we live in a world where a person can say these things (and I checked, he did) without irony ONE YEAR APART.

[CJ Werleman @cjwerleman]

The 8 stages of genocide. We are at stage 3, on the way to stage 4 against Muslims.

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

Hey! HEY!! Whoever is actually having this nightmare we're trapped in? WAKE UP NOW. We want off!

[Litographs @litographs]

Happy birthday to Sylvia Plath, born #OnThisDay in 1932 #TheBellJar #quotable

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

*sigh* https://t.co/0WUkWb7nbT

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

This is how a sociopath apologizes. #TrumpTapes

https://t.co/DhLKoyX0FX

[L Quimby @prehensile_wit]

Woah. First time I've heard the "Eric Cartman grew up to be Donald Trump" meme. That is....SO accurate. Damn.