President Preister

Westside President of the United States • [email protected] • Preister For Progress • First Ever President to be Impeached •

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So did the thumb people in spy kids also have thumb dicks?

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Nothing smells better than yo fingers after u scratch ur balls

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Me

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@WNNSteiner @WarriorNewsNet @WNNKutler @WNNChristiansen Why am I tagged? I do not care in the slightest

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@SMACK_PAC @ashleighyost I looooove pudding. I want to puddit in my butt.

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Helen Keller isn't real

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@WarriorNewsNet Touch grass nerd

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Bush did 9/11

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@Finan4Senate @GeorgiaChair John and I had a great conversation on the benefits of Communism. Personally I think they're great, John disagreed. >:(

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@DemAndGOPOhio @vincentini4prez my dad gave it to me…duh

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happy to have made the purchase of all 30 window spaces, for a mere $420,000. Good luck campaigning. If you’d like one come to me with $30,000 Preister bucks. Unless you’re @vincentini4prez, then u get them for free 😘

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Birthday Party giving Americans jobs, only 3 but it’s the little things that count! #votevincentini

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Birthday Party Core Values 🎂 :

-Tax Babies

-Outlaw Circumcision

-Lower Cake Prices

-Provide Streamers to lower income families and households

-Let me drive a Firetruck

-Vote for @vincentini4prez

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@USRepChair honestly bro bring it back, like amendments are so cool. idk why we ever got rid of them.

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Hey @JoeBiden, what do you think about crypto

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@JadForCongress I’d enforce him too 😍

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I’m running again, but you won’t see until the general election. Too much work. Join the birthday party if you want I guess. #Ukraine

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@WNNSteiner @WarriorNewsNet @WNN_JT bro it’s 11:55 on a saturday…

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Happy Holidays from the Preister Campaign🎁😩