Precious

Dog mum🐶. Goddess of Creativity. Mother of Conversations. Crazy Conservative. 5'10.

[Precious @Premauj]

So, let's say @maggi_nigeria is hosting a #swallowparty

Based on these profiles, who would you be taking to the party? And why?

Creative director & writer: @Premauj
Graphic design: @Ayoolafelix

[her @Thiohna]

Then you must be glad they had an abortion?

[Precious @Premauj]

@BlackWaters20 @OyoPoliceNG @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 So sorry for your loss

[Vino @15x0xx]

My sister’s pregnancy announcement just exposed everyone’s true colors in the family group chat 😭lmao

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Win for Indian women.

A deeply misogynistic society that hates women from the moment they’re born until the day they die doesn’t deserve their reproductive labour.

[Precious @Premauj]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

You and I are talking with dating intentions. I streaked my friend; you asked for her snap; I sent it. Now you posted a nice man on your story. I told you he’s nice, so I’m adding him. Now I’m doing talking stage with the both of you, and you’re angry. Odo, where from the anger?

[Duale, Ovia & Alex-Adedipe @doa_law]

Congratulations to Bunce, winner of this year's The Next Big Bet, our initiative backing the founders building Nigeria's digital future. Bunce helps businesses turn fragmented customer data into revenue. Fittingly, bunce is an English word for profit.

[Precious @Premauj]

What kind of gobsucking is this? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Vardaan.eth @VardanR]

@vkhosla Really loved the honesty..!!
@vkhosla could’ve ignored the tweet but he chooses to acknowledge and revert,
That speaks alot.

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

One more I forgot until just reminded:

3. Khosla Ventures wanted to invest in our Series C. Vinod took me, Michelle, and Lee out to dinner after he’d given us a term sheet. Near the end, Michelle and Lee got up to use the restroom. Vinod leaned over and said: “I’m impressed with you, not so much with them, what if you fire them and I’ll give you all their stock?” I think the charitable read was it was a test of my character. But I was so offended that we never spoke again. Literally blocked his number.

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

Two of our worst VC stories:

1. A Sequoia partner passed on Cloudflare because he didn’t think a woman could lead a security infrastructure company. Seriously. 🙄

2. I got introduced to @pmarca. Meeting got scheduled for a Monday, which should have been a clue. I thought it was just a casual meeting. He thought it was a pitch and brought the whole @a16z partnership team. Hilarity ensued. 🤪 At one point one of them said: “You don’t seem very prepared.” Which was true because I wasn’t. I framed the rejection letter they sent.

[Precious @Premauj]

Eh Ehn. You can neutralize kidnappers in 48 hours but those kids have been in captivity for 3 weeeks?????

Aiiii. It’s a crime to be poor in this country.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Police Rescue Ex-Power Minister Adelabu’s Sister, Her Two Children

Two kidnappers were neutralised in a gun battle with police operatives

[Precious @Premauj]

You people are having fun in this Lagos.

You didn’t tell me. O ga o

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

It’s 21 days since Oyo children were kidnapped
It’s 21 days since Oyo children were kidnapped
It’s 21 days since Oyo children were kidnapped
It’s 21 days since Oyo children were kidnapped
It’s 21 days since Oyo children were kidnapped

WHY ARE THE CHILDREN STILL IN CAPTIVITY?

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[Precious @Premauj]

Yoo.. most of the posts from this babe are nasty comments to

Which is sad because it’s her deep dive content I came across first & must be the reason most people haven’t called her out yet

Why are you so nasty and vile? wtf

[Precious @Premauj]

@MeetJMB Thank you my boss 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

[Precious @Premauj]

@MeetJMB @the_morowooluwa Oyaa. No wahala

[Precious @Premauj]

@MeetJMB @the_morowooluwa No.

Btw you people should do event soon nau. Don’t mention Kenya o.

Let me jam you and Bayomi and the rest of the crew in the same place. Would be so good😂😂😂

[Precious @Premauj]

Ngl… I’ve seen curriculums on the same topic and I must say.. I really put my foot in my stuff🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

My students eat good. No cap