who the fuck are you

i think my brain might be on backwards ||

[who the fuck are you @premeditatedd]

open letter to anyone whos ever intentionally associated with me: I am sorry

[Amelia @Ameliuhhhh]

I’m going to kill yourself

[pingu @pingu4ll]

hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer

[grrymez @grrymez]

Being suicidal knowing you’ll never kill yourself is like Ok now what

[viktor @k111vv]

Abusers be like why the fuck did you tell them I abused you that’s abusive

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I'm running out of hand soap. Or as my hands call it, soap

[mama @prettynormalgal]

if I was a man for a day I’d jerk off and OD

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

telling my grandma with dementia that her name is xbox

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[ee b @eebus_]

thats on a knead to dough basis

[chezza ➠ @6chezza]

taking Adderall just to smoke cigarettes faster and overthink more efficiently

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

If I was Helen Keller I would probably just be like Bruh

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

tried to go watch Resident Evil and accidentally watched a documentary about Hamilton, Ontario instead

[father figure @tenthousund]

raisins are especially impressive when u consider how wet grape are

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

im not even catholic im just into guilt recreationally

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[father figure @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

we live in the medieval times because everything is mid and evil

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

great minds think alone

[amargo obrero via intravenosa @thrashmetalera]

mis amigas felices con sus novios y yo me encuentro a hitler reencarnado en diferentes hombres hace 4 años mínimo