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@carlafrancome Cocaine.

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Decided ti try using Twitter fur a chainge n a funt oot the heard way that Big Elons gone n stuck profanity warnin oan? Its like being back in that fuckin camp Cuckerburg oan the Facebbok

Fuckin sort yersel oot, yer regressing the platform when ye sed ye’d improve it ya dick

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@SouthlandPost Its unclear to determine the exact speed of the car

You could argue the driver should be more vigilant and drive slower

You could argue the parent should control the kid better

But we all agree the kids fucking thick as mince, its an accident get the fuck over it fur fuck sake

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@OliLondonTV Male bodied indivisuals can not menstruate by definition yes but research has proved that males have a monthly “period” of hormonal imbalance similar to women

Understand my fucking words before being triggered please

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@MattyWTF1 #internetsbestreactions #ibr #WTF1 #USGP2022 #TheBadilac

“The Badillac?” Genuinely looks like Fred Flintstone should be at the wheel…

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@milkmedianewyor @trussliz @nadhimzahawi @Jimllpaintit next idea?

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#Euro2020Final #EURO2020 #Azzuri #VivoAzzurro #Azzurri #bbceuro2020 #Euros2021 #ItsComingHome #ItsComingRome

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@richenergyceo Please fur aw that is holy, pull yer dick oot of Daddy Mazepins arsehole and open yer eyes, or is he too busy paintin yer beard white ya #sleekit #hairy #fucknugget #MazepinOut

[William Storey @richenergyceo]

Next driver duel is over at my old chums #HaasF1
This is easy. @nikita_mazepin is one of the most exciting talents to emerge in recent years & I believe he is a future world champion. @SchumacherMick is commercially valuable but will get comfortably beaten by #Mazepin
#Formula1

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@richenergyceo @marksandspencer @Shell_UKLtd This tweet in gif form, @marksandspencer Thank you for not allowing this absolute weapon into your store @richenergyceo re-read the law as what you claim is illegal actually is 100% legal right now, quite while yer ahead ya twatbag

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I’d rather sook @BorisJohnson’s left bollock oot ae his dangly blonde sack than see @richenergy back oan the F1 grid

[William Storey @richenergyceo]

I'm looking forward to owning an F1 team. Not long to wait. The infrastructure we have around British superbikes & world superbikes is already second to none. Powering premium with Rich Energy OMG Racing
#RichEnergy #British #EnergyDrink #F1 #Motorsport #Entrepreneur #Business

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@richenergyceo I’d rather take a taxi ride with @nikita_mazepin...

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I’d rather shite in my hands and clap than see the 50 shades of shady @richenergyceo in the #f1 paddock tbh

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Some professional company statement this is, canna even deliver a full announcement @rich_energy, @richenergyceo you should be fuckin embarressed with this #comeback Av hud shites make a better announcement than this, pls just stay the fuck awa fae #F1

[Rich Energy HQ @rich_energy]

#RichEnergy #F1 #Comeback #ValentinesDay #Announcement

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@richenergyceo If yer that desperate to be on the #f1grid then play by the #rules ya fuckin weapon, enough folk already dinnae like ye, dinna give us more reasons to compare ye tae a bloody #toddler ya #walloper #bitchenergy

[William Storey @richenergyceo]

The only irritation amidst the return to #FormulaOne is because I refuse to ever wear a #SlaveMuzzle I'll probably have to watch the races in the motorhome as the bedwetters insist upon wearing silly masks in the paddock in servile compliance #Nomasks #F1 #RichEnergy

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@CDPROJEKTRED How the hell do the 3 Seashells work!?!? #CDProjektRed #Cyberpunk2077 #3seashells #demolitionman

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#bidenbro #ByeByeTrump #deleteTrump #USElection2020 #Election2020results #bidenharis2020 git tae f**k ya tangoed weapon!!

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Its cunts like this arsewipe that should have been shot into a sock, maybe ⁦@RishiSunak⁩ should retrain for leaving a whole industry out in the cold to die off #topbawbag https://t.co/xdTu9gGsdS

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What aboot Scotland @McDonaldsUK !?!?

I hope you no voters are happy right noo look whits happenin #indyref2

[McDonald's UK @McDonaldsUK]

We are pleased to confirm the 15 restaurants we will open for McDelivery only from 13th May.

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Thats cause they couldn’t cook a spoon of disinfectant back in the 18th ya #topbawbag

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!

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@JimmyBroadbent Everyone looking pro woth their serious faces in their pics and then theres Jimmer with a face you make when he puts it in the wrong hole...