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runs on wellbutrin 🇺🇾🇨🇴🇧🇷 she/they

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@luke5sos I wore your torso on my torso today

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🙏

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a friend: don’t judge me i looked up my ex’s social media
me: one time i looked up my ex’s voter registration so i could see where he lived

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Me: I’m keeping the thermometer on my side of the bed to get my basal body temperature so I know when I’m ovulating
Porter: …do you stick it in your hooha?

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People with siblings (that they like, they have to like the siblings) act weird around only children in the same way super Christians act around atheists - they cannot fathom not having this huge thing in their life that provides them so much joy and comfort

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Yelling into the void that the pros & cons of siblings are fully dependent on the parents that raise them (if having additional kids will make the parents worse parents, don’t. If parents want more kids and raise them in a way that allows the kids to enrich each others lives? do)

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In 2012 I made out with a boy I didn’t like and a week later we ran into him and Jennifer said, “you’re cuter than they said you were!” And I hope he’s not traumatized by that comment because I would be

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HEY SIRI HOW CAN MOTHER BE A GOOD MOTHER AND ALSO *WAVES HANDS AROUND IN AN EXASPERATED MANNER*

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i’ve never been dumped but i have been walked away from in the hallway both literally and metaphorically on at least 4 occasions and when you’re in college and crave the validation of white boys that shit really leaves a mark

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the shit that happens to you when you’re 18-21 is so sticky!!!! why is it so sticky!!!! i’ve been out here with goo gone for 9 years yet my feet are still sticking to the floor!!!!

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thinking about how maybe i loved freshman year of college so much bc it was the first
time i was socializing consistently with alcohol and loved nothing more than going to a party and not being anxious about it bc i could just get drunk quickly and become besties with everyone

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my illustrator art boards are between me and god

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💕 the girls i went to high school with who stayed in our hometown don’t know that i screen record their ig stories and send them to my sister with the caption, “i would rather die a slow and painful death than live that life” 💕

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My coping mechanism is to repeatedly whisper “at least she’s not a Republican” to myself

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I just spent 5 days with my xenophobic selectively feminist Texan mother-in-law I am tired

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I know my tendency to dump people is unhealthy but I am gonna be real I have had some really garbage friends in my life who deserved to be dumped

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Another important part of this is when I did consume the content and didn’t like it they’d get mad at me

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I had 2 friends in high school who could not understand that people have different interests and they either successfully bullied me or really really tried to bully me into consuming content I had no interest in so whenever I don’t take a recommendation you can blame them

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Her bullshit pisses me off enough regardless but starting to go on about how dangerous Uruguay is???

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Really wish my mother in law would put her xenophobic bullshit aside when she’s talking about the countries where my family is from!!!