F

God you're sad.

[F @premiumretard]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! (I don't) #MyTwitterAnniversary

[F @premiumretard]

@peter_mcclurg @albionrovers Google it you auld bastard

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

This is class.😊😊

Well played all.👏👏👏

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[SODA @Sippinsoda]

I’m so bad that I have a loss schedule for tomorrow

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The big three

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"Jabba the f*cking hut!"

A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes.

Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.

[F @premiumretard]

@Chazzoboii @leegx82 Fuck up cunt.

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Ready to go 👊

#McLarenF1 | #ChineseGP 🇨🇳

[STV News @STVNews]

'For the last time, I'm John MacKay. Goodnight' 

John MacKay signs off from STV News after more than 30 years with the channel. 

https://t.co/cfrg0autbs

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

Fr

[Kilmarnock FC @KilmarnockFC]

Ole. Ole.

85' | KIL 3-0 ABE

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Aston Martin are concerned they may be carrying as much as 80kg of dead weight in their 2026 car:

[ellara @peacekful]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 28th 2026:

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

A perfect example of why women love a Scottish accent😂