Luke Premo

[Luke Premo @premoluke]

@wesj_42 Why did you buy airplane tickets from 3 different airlines?

[Luke Premo @premoluke]

@EndpoemAaron @sheds88 @geoffschwartz Aaron, not that I didn’t already know but why are you telling me you have no life? You came back to a 2 month old post to rub in a playoff loss when your team got its back blown out to my team and didn’t even make the playoffs

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

One man, former president, is so narcissistic he will share confidential information to impress people. The other, currently president, is so addled that he doesn't even know when he is sharing confidential information. One of the two will be president for the next four years.

[Morgan🔻 @callouswayne]

Christopher Nolan when the studio allows him to detonate an actual nuclear bomb for Oppenheimer:

[Hemlock’s Gray Matter @frcteam5712]

First Place. Undefeated. Chairman’s. Gray Matter did it all this weekend! Thank you to everyone who put in the time and money to get this team to where it is. #GoGrayMatter #morethanrobots

[Dave Bondy @DaveBondyTV]

How cool is this? Students at Hemlock High School highlighted their fellow student, junior James Hemsler on the dance floor. James' mom said her son lives with autism and loved this moment. @autismspeaks @AutismSociety @Autism @NationalAutism