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painfully annoying ☆ leo ☼ gemini ☽ scorpio ↑ ☆ she/her ☆ ig: presidentialdbates

[dani @presdbates]

love a good reason to dress up and look extra cute ✨

[dani @presdbates]

a reel taught me that in some countries you have to pay before getting medical treatment and now all those crappy fb ad stories I hate read make way more sense

[dani @presdbates]

that one story where the gf has her friend pretend to be a couples therapist to make her bf a better bf

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’

(https://t.co/EC0tfpflfX)

[dani @presdbates]

lifted trucks are never beating the tiny penis allegations. tell me why this guy got mad that I didn’t know he wanted over bc no turn signal so I didn’t slow down to let him in so then later he cut me off just to blow his exhaust fumes in front of me and got back in another lane

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finally today they sent something but it’s vague and doesn’t mention the outbreak and says to vaccinate your dogs even though we keep telling them that all the dogs that are sick are up to date on all their vaccines. so like ppl still aren’t going to know what’s actually going on

[dani @presdbates]

so we kept asking the apartment to send something out about the kennel cough outbreak so other dog owners would know since we only have the numbers of like the main dog squad that plays together, but they ignored us

[dani @presdbates]

my puppies have kennel cough (whole outbreak at my apartment with all their friends) and I cry every time they cough it’s so sad

[dani @presdbates]

my puppies have kennel cough (whole outbreak at my apartment with all their friends) and I cry every time they cough it’s so sad

[dani @presdbates]

did anyone else think of that Instagram post who wrote a short story about giant blueberries that like made kids permanently kids?

[수철이 @hey_sucheol]

중국은 이제 이런 대왕 블루베리도 나오는거지?

[dani @presdbates]

bored at work, replying to the latest twitter celebs: Euros in America for the World Cup

[dani @presdbates]

@LeahRay44 pay close attention to signs to avoid in the future, if they aren’t cleared the rental car will ad tons of charge, BUT some places are very nice about dropping tickets so call/email them and explain

[dani @presdbates]

@LeahRay44 it’s a cybertruck and the American custom is to give it a thumbs down and say “boooooo”

[dani @presdbates]

@SkylarSkye3 some places here even have drive through liquor stores too

[dani @presdbates]

@FreddyLA7 please please reapply your sunscreen often (every two hours is minimum) and make sure it’s 30 SPF or higher (and ocean safe please)

[dani @presdbates]

yall ever regular so hard that when your bartender moves to a different bar and you move there too (bc old bar was just ehhh, you didn’t know he worked there now) and he makes fun of you for a specific drink at the new bar after literal months? no? oh, yeah me neither…

[dani @presdbates]

thinking about how vastly different Indianola, Iowa was from KC despite being a 2.5 hour drive (not to mention the different small towns, like Pella =/= Cedar Rapids and so on) which were very different from DC and all are insanely different from Naples, FL. likeeee bffr

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Why do Americans get so butthurt about the fact that, outside of natural beauty, America is a pretty uninteresting cultural experience. If you’ve seen one American city you basically have experienced all America has to offer.

[dani @presdbates]

learned at this wedding that the little foot flick to lower the kneeler during mass is a learned skill

[dani @presdbates]

the number of men at this formal wedding who didn’t cut the little x stitches off their suit jackets makes me even more mad than the women who showed up in above the knee dresses

[dani @presdbates]

I know this is AI rage bait slop but like… I live in Naples, I see the beach regularly. no beach looks like that geographically or people-y. the ai logo gave it away but do u think people are dumb enough not to see it or that the 10000s of people living here wouldn’t notice??

[dani @presdbates]

it sounds like my upstairs neighbors are moving furniture around. that would be bad enough to do at 11:30pm on a Wednesday. but what’s worse is I don’t have upstairs neighbors bc I’m on the top floor…

[dani @presdbates]

I mention it (in fl and ia) and people are always like do you mean yum yum sauce? like no if I meant yum yum sauce I would’ve said that, yum yum isn’t even yellow

[dani @presdbates]

it really is a shame that yellow sauce didn’t spread to Japanese steakhouses outside of KC. I miss it so much :/