Joe

[Joe @presentmalone]

@Musing2Myself @HeracleanVision Count Binface has been standing since 2017 against all mainstream parties. I know it's hard to believe but it's not a psychop you absolute loser.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@HeracleanVision Yep of course Nigel is going to win... But you are all rattled. It's such a beautiful thing to witness 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Joe @presentmalone]

@spectator Why are you so rattled. If Nigel Farage is loved so much he would easily beat Count Binface? It's generally hilarious that the right wing media are now trying to discredit a man with a bin on his head. Well well well those the "snowflakes" now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: MPs are set to ask the Speaker to allow Count Binface to wear his space suit and bin head if he beats Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

[Joe @presentmalone]

@JournoMaddie This is all Nigels making btw. He called for the fucking bi election. A novelty candidate was always going to stand fair play to the main parties. Who's the "snowflakes" now?

[Joe @presentmalone]

@defossardf This is so wild that people are so rattled. He writes comedy yes but he has been standing since 2017 as a novelty candidate (something extremely common in British politics). This is so embarrassing I cringe for you.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@GoodwinMJ Your boy is going to lose to a bin and it will be the greatest thing to happen in the 21st century #bin4thewin

[Joe @presentmalone]

@PoliticoTeacher James if you knew anything about British politics you would know that novelty acts are an essential part of British democracy. Really you hate the idea that Nigel could lose against a bin 😂😂😂

[Joe @presentmalone]

@Scugnizzo60 @juneslater17 @Vote_UKIP Count Binface is literally the embodiment of British democracy. Novelty candidates are as British as a roast dinner.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@juneslater17 June, take a step back, you are trying to discredit a bin... Aren't you embarrassed? 😂

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

You have our vote, Count Binface

[YouGov @YouGov]

Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention, 28-29 June 2026

Reform UK: 24% (-1 from 21-22 Jun)
Conservatives: 20% (=)
Labour: 20% (+2)
Greens: 13% (-2)
Lib Dems: 13% (-1)
Restore Britain: 3% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)
Plaid Cymru: 1% (=)
Your Party: 1% (+1)

[Joe @presentmalone]

@GoodwinMJ Yeah but he used a kitchen knife? Again doesn't change the outcome but it does stop bigots like you from pushing for more division.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM God a lot of snowflake republicans in this comment section

[Joe @presentmalone]

@Boewleon @EssexPR And the nazi party is centre right?

[Joe @presentmalone]

@JeremyPenwarden @EssexPR @SimonFoxWriter It's a dark day when I don't know if this is satire or not.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@EssexPR Removing the UK from the UN Conversion Against Torture seems pretty far right to me you complete fuck wit.

[Joe @presentmalone]

@Iromg Seems like you rattled Mike?

[Joe @presentmalone]

@HertfordshireI @danwootton @CharlotteCGill You lot do understand that this isn't antisemitic lol

[Joe @presentmalone]

@ExposedGreens Hmm think this video backfired a little bit LOL