From the President: I am considering banning anyone from tweeting "Me and who" or any variations that serve the same purpose. Would everycorn be happy with such a law?
Me and my Vibe President have considered making No Oldton November a national holiday, where people restrain themselves from making any Oldton jokes of any kind.
The question being that No Oldton November be considered an official national holiday. We, the Corns vote:
From Vibe President Southern Corn(1/2):
To everycorn of the Cornited States, I am pleased to be here before all of you as your newly appointed vibe president. In this place of honour, I only have one thing to say:
Literally just vibing.
Thank you all for coming, and I promise-
(2/2)where all corns are equal, and all corns vote on my policies. With this, I hope, you will see me not as a powerful president, but merely your representative. We will strive to make this country better, for all corns. Thank you, and God bless the Cornited States.-Cmc
(1/2) Fellow Corns, I thank you all for voting for me. In recent times we have seen the tyranny and eventual downfall of Dictator Corn, which lead to a long period of campaigning and a vacuum of power. Now, with me as Corn President, I vow to usher in a new age of corn democracy-
The 2020 Corn Election has ended with no candidate grabbing the majority of votes. There will be a runoff between the top two vote-getting candidates @Corn_Police and @cmcten. The runoff will begin Friday.
The election will consist of the Candidates @CornNewsWire @Corn_Police@cmcten and @cob_guy. The election will begin at noon eastern time Monday and last until noon eastern time Wednesday. Good luck candidates.
The first ever Presidential Corn Debate is about to begin. This thread will include all questions asked in this debate and the candidates are to respond by quote tweet. Candidates may respond to each other by quote tweet once per tweet.
Next question to @CornNewsWire, you’ve recently stated that you would make the country under your leadership “so toxic.” Would you like to elaborate on this?