╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮

╭CEO of haltmann works company
├Come work for me!
├NSFW DNI
╰Pfp by @kenobi_92

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Time is money so i'll make this short, i have joined this so called parody twitter to spread this comany! " ]

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

@PopstarSavior86 [ " This Is no time for you being here, please go back tò the others " ]

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Y-you're here!? " ]

[Kirby :) 🍉 @PopstarSavior86]

Wuts going on here guys :O?!??

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Simple, i shall use you to get my company back " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: Ok i’m sorry Mr. Haltmann!

*despite kirby’s effort to try to get out of this situation, he can only ponder, BLEEDING out thoughts of how to escape*

What exactly are you gonna do with me?

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Never utter about my dead daughter ever again! " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: B-but Haltmann

You’re not alone!

You have your daughter, you have us, and you have me!

You’re never alone

But you were just too deep in greed…

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " It also helped me understand that no one ever truly was on my side, employees bad mouthing me, my very own secretary planning to kill me, i truly was alone after that day " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: *kirby was shocked and confused, not saying a word*

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " You see, star dream's assimilation almost took me out after our last encounter, but it also gave me quite the knowledge on everything and everyone, especially **YOU** " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

@PRESIDHALTMANN 🩷: Wha- me!?

What does that have to do with me?

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

@Kirbglazer92 [ " No, no my dear pink puffball you are part of my brilliant plan! " ]

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Getting my company back of course! " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: A plan?

For what?

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Nothing really, just putting a plan together, thats all " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: Hurt me?

You hurt my entire planet!

Stole the water and the organic material!

What funny business you’re up to now?

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Yes, i am indeed alive...not to fear i am not here to hurt you " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: Keeby this is my scene dude

🟡: Wait Kirby!? is that you!?

🩷: Yeah it’s me!

🟡: OH MY NOVA YOU’RE ALIVE

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

🩷: Relax i’m not dead! who said i was dead?

🟡: Uhh probably a lot of people

🩷: Oh… that explains why

Anyways

Haltmann >:(

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

@Kirbglazer92 Wait how i keeby there//

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " We meet once more " ]

[ *THEY MYSTERIOUS FIGURE PULLED OUT A FLASHLIGHT, PUTTING IT INFRONT OF THEMSELVES TO REVEAL THEIR FACE* ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: Huh?

I know that voice…

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: Huh?

I know that voice…

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Pink puffball. " ]

[🟡Keeby🟡 (and 🟠Waddle Dee🟠 #10!) @Kirbglazer92]

🩷: *groans*

What happened…?

…

This… doesn’t appear to be Dream Land

Am i in the void again or something?

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

@graynide I mean this probably could've been avoided if puzzle atleast told him his plan//

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " 60 Haltmann dollars if you win. " ]

[ʀᴀɴᴅʏ ᴍᴀʀꜱʜ @DidntHearNoBel1]

“Tegridy.”

(4/4)

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

Once the Kirby interaction bait Will Happen, i Will show up//

[🌐🖥️💜{ᴠ𝟷𝟶ʟ𝟹ᴛ}🌟💾💛 @B3STFRI3NDS_]

{A New Adventure Awaits}

<PT. 2 & Final Part!! Video Edition!!>

[it’s also an open int!! Anyone can int if you all want to!!]

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Hmm whats this now? " ]

[ʀᴀɴᴅʏ ᴍᴀʀꜱʜ @DidntHearNoBel1]

“Now all I gotta do, is wait for the customers.”

[Interaction Bait, Parodies Only]

(3/3)

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Its a simple job " ]

[Lady Killer @B3stKillR]

❌
☝️🧑‍🏭1⃣
(Nah, I work for 1 already)

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

@WhomboJombo @THEpinkthing_2 @CREAT1VEC0NTR0L [ " Oh boy " ]

[╰☼웃PRESIDENT HALTMANN 웃☼╮ @PRESIDHALTMANN]

[ " Very well, @THEpinkthing_2 help me out! " ]

[ɱཞ. ℘ųʑʑƖɛʂ @CREAT1VEC0NTR0L]

“Well that is interesting, I must say that The Pink Thing is incredibly naive. So I would like to know more about this mysterious place before I go there”