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FSU 24’ College of Chemistry 🧪🦷

[Katy ˙⋆✮• is in the villla @herwaytothis]

“ Bryce done pissed me tf off he scrawny I’m irritated.”

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Pls thank Mike Johnson and Donald Trump for the TSA lines this week.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Apple, imma keep it real with you. NO ONE WANTS TO SCREENSHOT THEIR CARPLAY TOO TF

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A “fake American citizen?”

Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry?

Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them.

Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Bad Bunny's Full Super Bowl Halftime show #SuperBowl

[90s fine @BarbieDreamxS]

@Drebae_ And they always defend billionaires like they aren’t 2 missed paychecks away from being on SNAP

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

Statement from the Nobel Foundation

One of the core missions of the Nobel Foundation is to safeguard the dignity of the Nobel Prizes and their administration. The Foundation upholds Alfred Nobel’s will and its stipulations. It states that the prizes shall be awarded to those who "have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind," and it specifies who has the right to award each respective prize. A prize can therefore not, even symbolically, be passed on or further distributed.

For additional information, please refer to the Norwegian Nobel Committee: https://t.co/HqL1ZR8Bos

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

On the scene at the FSU shooting this Florida State University student calls out Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis:

"I’m gonna call on Governor Ron DeSantis [and] Donald Trump. This stuff keeps going on. We’re praying every day. Praying is good. Spirituality is good. But prayers don’t do much. It’s good for the soul, but is this still happening? I think it is. So we need to make some gun reforms."

Listen to the people!

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

CONFIRMED: the thoughts and prayers offered by politicians following Columbine, Parkland, Sandy Hook, Virginia Tech, (and far too many others) all failed to prevent today's Florida State University shooting.

Is it okay to talk about #GunControlNow? Or still too soon?

[Jordan Travis @jordantrav13]

Prayers for Tallahassee.

[Yomna @YomnaElbanota]

Real

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Put this guy in pads right fucking now

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

NOLES WIN ‼️

#NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Florida State

[Fifth Quarter 🍢FSU 🍢 @fifthquarterfsu]

We're really losing to Miami by 40 aren't we?

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

FSU’s top players so far in 2024:

1. Ryan Fitzgerald

2. Alex Mastromanno

That’s it. That’s the list.