Faron Presley, II

🏠Seattle, WA ➡️ 👨‍💼 work @amazon
🐶Rufus, my Doberman
📍Las Vegas, NV 🎲🎰🎲
📍Biloxi, MS 🎰🎲🎰
📍Auburn, AL 👨‍🎓 @auburnu
👶Bay Minette, AL

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

old pets don’t realize they’re old. they still try to jump, run, and follow you everywhere. their bodies may be slowing down, but their love for life never does.

[Seattle City Light @SEACityLight]

Crews are responding to an outage in the Queen Anne, Interbay, and Magnolia neighborhoods affecting approx. 6,520 customers. The cause is under investigation and an estimated time of restoration is yet to be determined. Follow along on our outage map at: https://t.co/d6KxjvLmr6

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

@ivehaditpodcast Hahahahahaha no kidding!

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

This #shit has to be satire, right?.....right?

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones.

Not earbuds.

The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe.

I asked if everything was alright.

He said yes, he’s just trying to focus.

I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration.

He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job.

I told him we track human presence, not just output.

He asked how presence is measured.

I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important.

Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

I've been on 6 flights in the last week and a half. How have I been sooooo lucky to have a seat triangulated directly in the middle of three screaming infants on every one!?!

I guess it's just one of life's little mysteries...?

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

One cannot love God without extending one’s love to the poor. Love for our neighbor is tangible proof of the authenticity of our love for God. The Lord himself teaches us: “Truly I tell you, just as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me” (Mt 25:40). #DilexiTe

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged well.

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

This so much!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@JDVance Jesus didn’t just pray, JD. He also flipped tables. Faith without deeds is dead and kids are dying every single day even while they literally pray. Do something.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@JDVance Jesus didn’t just pray, JD. He also flipped tables. Faith without deeds is dead and kids are dying every single day even while they literally pray. Do something.

[DumpstyMcFire @DumpstyMcFire]

@JDVance

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Can you possibly trust a President who can't spell, has serious problems with grammar, and capitalizes at random? I think not. A President who can't write can't think. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

😂

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I can't believe the Democrats went through all the effort to doctor the Epstein files and then forgot to release them.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I can't believe the Democrats went through all the effort to doctor the Epstein files and then forgot to release them.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Listen MAGAs, if the Epstein files "exonerated" Donald Trump he'd be printing them on t-shirts and selling them to your dumb asses

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Deep down in his heart, I believe Trump knows he’s an incompetent asshole.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If Trump truly wants to wreck Iran, he should just go be their president for a while.

[Faron Presley, II @presljf]

I live for this post tonight! #WDE #WarEagle

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

No Kings.
Except, that is, except for Angus and Stephen.