Edgar Pérez

[Pooja Sethi @PoojaforTexas]

Ten years ago, Bad Bunny was a college student working at a grocery store in Puerto Rico, recording music at home, and uploading songs to SoundCloud.

Today, he performed at the Super Bowl. That’s the American Dream that I know and love. #BenitoBowl

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

They know they fucked up.

This is panic.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Wanna know how dumb Americans are?

Half of them found out this week that Portugal is in Europe, and not part of Latin America.

And instead of just, ya know, looking at a map, they're actually *fighting* this information.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” (“SS”) MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC “TANTRUM” IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, “OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!” HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT TRIGGERED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE IN SAN FRANCISCO (SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING IT THE “MILLER QUAKE”). HE IS FURIOUS THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA), JUST SIGNED BEAUTIFUL NEW LAWS TO HOLD TRUMP’S SECRET POLICE ACCOUNTABLE: NO MASKS, NO RAIDS IN OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS. KIDS, TEACHERS, NURSES ARE SAFE AGAIN BECAUSE OF ME! “SS” MILLER IS NOW GROUNDED. NO JUICE BOX. NO CARTOONS. WHEN YOU’RE READY TO STOP TERRORIZING AMERICANS, STEPHEN, YOUR DADDY (ME!) MIGHT UNGROUND YOU. UNTIL THEN, IT’S “TIME OUT.” YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA! — GCN

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

We’ve had to deal with Trump tweeting like a crazy lunatic for nearly a decade now.

MAGA can’t even deal with Gavin Newsom tweeting like a crazy lunatic for a week and a half.

Snowflakes.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Only people who hate America will have a problem with this.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

#elonsucksdonniesdick #kissass #eattherich #2024PresidentialElection #smallpeckerclub

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Actually people are tired of the tribalism.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

Wow! That speech though … #WarnockForPresident #Warnock2024

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Roe v. Wade must remain the law of the land.

It's wrong that my granddaughter might soon have fewer rights than my grandmother.

I'll do everything I can in the Senate to codify Roe and protect abortion access for all Arizonans.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The vaccine was developed and authorized under a Republican Administration, and it’s been distributed and administered under a Democratic one.

The vaccines are safe, they are highly effective, and there’s nothing political about them.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

#CallHisBluff

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Biden just tried on the Presidency.

It fit pretty good.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don.
It’s God.
You’re fired.
@realDonaldTrump

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

🤞🏽🤞🏽

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

This. Is. Amazing.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

Let’s do this!
#VOTE

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

No confirmation until inauguration.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

In other words, VOTE!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

He’s trying to cheat because he’s losing.

He’s trying to stop us from voting because he’s losing.

He’s trying to make us afraid because he’s losing.

We beat him by showing up in record numbers.

[Edgar Pérez @presperez88]

But seriously tho ...