Will K

don’t look at my old tweets 🙏

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Went to bed with my socks on… Took my socks off… Wait a damn minute… GAME CHANGER!

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I feel so mysterious and esoteric switching lanes without using my blinker. Like no one knows my next move

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Lana Del Rey is cool because she vapes and Taylor doesn’t

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workin on the weekend like usual

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top five songs rn:
1. when you’re smiling and astride me-FJM
2.Radio-Sylvan Esso
3.Dissapointing diamonds are the rarest of them all-FJM
4.Otis- Kanye and Jay z
5. Goodbye Mr. Blue-FJM

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i got work rn………..

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I AM SO SUNBURNT also dude banana pops are so good

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if betty white and snoop dogg ran for office i would vote for them

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shout out holy matrimony it’s probably so fire 🔥🔥🔥

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working at denucci’s as an ice cream maker means if i don’t like them i just give them way to much ice cream and no napkins

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chilling at work with my bro mr pibb

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i might use one of my tweets as a senior quote

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driving the speed limit now. i am a changed man

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this me now

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greatest 45 seconds in cinematic history

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it’s weird how rappers and artists are addressed informally by their first name only using their last to clarify. no one says lamar, bell, swift, etc. surely there are stage name examples but

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I AM DONE

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i’ve got time buddy

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i just stole the bolles police officer’s parking spot n he’s staring at me