Seth Stewart

iHeart Radio technical producer/ on-air talent. MiLB Daktronics op. Illustrator. #ForTheA #KeepPounding
Proud North Carolinian.
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[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

I'm not just out here hating bc I really don't have a dog in this fight, I just had to air some frust at the undue adoration for such an overblown mediocre ballhog.

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Is there a more hollow scorer in the NBA than Jalen Brunson? I hope the worldwide #NBAChristmas audience is put on notice by those BS "fouls" on Mitchell and (previously) Lonzo that up to like 30% of dude's game is just hypersensitive officiating. SMH @ MSG #DunktheHalls

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

UNC Asheville keeping it close vs. Witchita State as they approach the under-4 timeout of the 2nd half. Bulldogs 4-15 from behind the arc, so perhaps the #Splasheville movement is officially over? With so many 6'6"-6'9" dudes cutting to the hoop, maybe we're #Slasheville now!?

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

But I digest...and digress: a W is a W and it's a line drive in the box score. I still wanna see tighter conv %s on 3rd down, which would lead to longer and more fruitful sustained drives (and in turn more work for my boy Rico...and more Ws) but I'm happy w/ it! #KeepPounding

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Howbout those Carolina Panthers yesterday, tho? The preseason and weeks 1 and 2 had me feeling like any and all positive progression attained late last szn was for naught, but you #KeepPounding and good things happen! ...

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Scoring 30 unanswered pts would lead you to believe that we kicked that ass, but all the boneheaded unforced (and forced, for that matter) errors by ATL made it seem more like their L > our W. Best analogy I can give is like when your opponent scratches on the 8 ball in pool.

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Heyyy, Twitter...er, uh, "X", I'm back! Shiid, I feel like the last time I was able to sign in on here, it still was called Twitter! LOL

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Dang wzup XwiXXer, it's been a minute! I sincerely hope all y'all are well.

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Dramatic finish at The Round House w/ my #UNCG Spartans securing the significant conference road W over UTC on a 3pt hoist at the final nanosecond of regulation! #letsgoG

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

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[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Is that a big ol’ buttermilk biscuit lookin’ seat cushion for your big ol’ Bojangles buttermilk biscuit booty ?!?!?

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

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[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

@Panthers @Bojangles Tick tock around the clock! We need an open 24 hours BoJo here in Asheville, because it’s *always* Bo Time!

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Tick Tock ⏰

Time for a bo-bangin’ giveaway

Reply for a chance to win

@Bojangles | #KeepPounding

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Those new restrooms downtown (it’s essentially like porta potties went glamp) near the Rankin garage are apt to cut public urination cases by 1.3, maybe even 1.4%!!!!! #AVLdowntown #AVLent #AVLpee

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

KAYAKaveli, amirite? Too soon? Man, it’s not like someone died. (Like, *actually* died).

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Egads! The Panthers suck. They DO know that it takes 10 (TEN) yards to convert a 1st down, right? Seems like a recurring theme regardless of coaches, personnel, opponent, or location: if the Panthers convert a 1st down, they really didn’t, actually, you thot wrong. #KeePounding

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

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[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

NC legalizing sports gamblin’ right before #Bracketology is as on time as it is on brand for our state legislature. Just SO resistant to change, it’s predictable. Hell, we should’ve BET we’d be among the last to the party!

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

2024 will finally be the year that I put money on a futures bet w/ Seattle making the playoffs and it won’t even be all that dark horse SMH.

[Seth Stewart @pressboxseth]

Haniger was always steady preaching abt unfinished business while he was w/ Seattle to begin with, imagine how rah-rah he’s gonna be now that he’s back. He’s still one of my favorite non- Braves players, but dude just has to stay healthy. He’s had some freakishly bad luck, too.