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[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

Mitch McConnell has reportedly “Gone Rogue.”

(Source: @Reuters)

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Cooper Rush couldn’t throw a damn birthday party man WHAT ARE WE WATCHING

[MisterJ🩻❤️‍🔥 @SwiftCraft13]

They did this at work to me today

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[" @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Iván @Ivanzaaa2]

Lo que vió Dembélé cuando encaró para el área

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

Texas what’s up?

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Travis Kelce’s wedding vows

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Go USA, RT to pass it on. ⚽️

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge