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Lamar Jackson will win a Super Bowl

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Jedi Master OG Anunoby

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Love that I still call my buddies dad “Coach” even though he only coached me in little league football

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Driving home while pointing and shouting “Virgin” at every guy I see with an umbrella

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There’s something about this Nebraska team I’m a big fan of. Can’t quite put my finger on it

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@the_auburncreed Lotta ball left creed

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@smart2kirby Missouri ml

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@iluvched Chopped

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How those 72 hours were when Maxx Crosby was a Raven 😔

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Nothing like a big fat fuck working the front desk at a gym

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@boogyboogerson Couch touring tonight?

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Greenland is gonna be dope when we re-name it Hoth.

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@DerpDuzi I’ve had a real bad going with AT&T as of late. That whole company can kiss my fucking ass

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I just told two of my good friends I hope they have a loving marriage that ends horribly so they can only see their children every other weekend. And I’m the asshole?

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Lost a substantial amount of money betting on the ravens this year

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2017: Tyler Boyd
2019: Derrick Henry
2020: Lamar pick 6 vs Bills
2022: Huntley goal line fumble
2023: Zay Flowers fumble
2024: Mark Andrews 2 point drop
2025: Tyler Loop missed kick

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Can’t wait for 2026 so I can beat the dogshit out of homeless people

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@RI63544 @boogyboogerson Damn he fucking got your ass man😂🫵🖕

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Nothing weirder than seeing happy birthday posts for kids that chicks babysit. That’s not your child you get payed to take them to daycare idiot

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Al Michaels is a national treasure