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[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Why she mad that I brought my phone charger with me

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[ill logik @sodadecounty]

I will always like girly girls.

Yall can keep the G-Unit soldier

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The economy’s so bad right now they laid off both girls.

[p @PrestMiranda]

#relatable

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

mixed signals monday
thinking of u tuesday
what are we wednesday
third chance thursday
for the plot friday
stay delusional saturday
still confused sunday

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

where can i buy grenades im mad

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

Sorry i accidentally shared something personal so now i have to kill you

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

yearning for you on company time

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Me returning back to the hoes in the section after texting my girl “I’d rather be at home with you”

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

i'm addicted to you but like it's chill

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

One day we flirting next day we the mbappe special

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.