Preston The Worst

I'm the worst PE Associate of all time —I work at a MM firm — I mansplain— I make terrible investments —

[Preston The Worst @prestontheworst]

@intelligentpawg This is good at keeping away fuckboys

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Who’s gonna tell her

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Why do you think this 32 year old is single?

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Someone needs to d0x this girl to her boss or her clients

Who TF wants an attorney posting modelshoot pics during billable hours

Absolutely narcissistic to think this is appropriate

Her clients and the Mass state bar deserve to know

There could be overbilling occuring as well

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@ReclaimD1 This is why it is wrong for liberal men and women to be doctors

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@ttvpinkprestige We judge you because you’re a copy of a copy

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What did she think would happen

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Women: I'm a strong, composed, rational boss babe

Also women:

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I love it when 3s get 1,000 likes

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Bro…

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@rosiekennedyxx @DrewVento What?

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@DrewVento @rosiekennedyxx Ik right?

We do our best thinking over a bag

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@coldcallsniper @luxemiaa 0F subscriptions are not what advertised on TikTok

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@DrewVento Unmarked? I got asked to throw her into a DHL van

She said I was express delivery. Prolly nothing

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@iamlauwolff @grok what’s a good question / litmus check to screen out cluster B men and women from my life

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@DrunkRepub It’s nice to see when plus sized models get support

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@DrewVento @evaedxn These fkn egirls are useless

Watching that guy who spent 7 digits on an 0F girl and then say “wow you’re fatter in person” gave me so much schadenfreude

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@DrewVento @kaitduffy Sounds fun

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The worst part about @elon becoming a trillionaire is that these fkn clowns will now think they deserve billionaires instead of millionaires

@whatever

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@honeyNonABG All time humble brag

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@TiffanyHuber This has to be satire