Pretend This Was Bitcoin

Let’s pretend this was Bitcoin in 2009. Would you fade it again, anon?

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Pretend This Was Bitcoin

Would you have faded BTC at a $14K market cap, anon?

Dex updated

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BTC2.0 = The Trencher's Bitcoin

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Pretend you actually listened to this guy.

How would your life be today? 🤔

Now this guy is everyone of you, telling everyone you know there is a second chance!

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@saylor

Michael… Pretend this was Bitcoin.

Would you have faded it then — before the trillion-dollar thesis, before MicroStrategy’s playbook?

It’s happening again.

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@saylor

Michael… Pretend this was Bitcoin.

Would you have faded it then — before the trillion-dollar thesis, before MicroStrategy’s playbook?

It’s happening again.

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If Greg hadn’t jeeted and just held on, he’d be pounding pussy right now.

Don’t be a Greg.

This is your chance

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BTC2.0 paid dex

we are taking over

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Just pretend.

Just pretend you’re sitting on a goldmine — not a copy, but a memecoin.

One that reminds us of every mistake we’ve made…
Every time we sold too early…
Every moment we lacked patience…

That’s what BTC 2.0 is about.

A second chance.

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Pretend This Was Bitcoin.

May 2010, Bitcoin hits $0.01.

You spent the whole afternoon trying to teach your hamster how to skateboard for a YouTube video.

The hamster fell, you cried, and the video got 3 views—all from your mom.

this is your 2nd chance

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would you fade Bitcoin at 10k?

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Pretend This Was Bitcoin.

You were sitting on your shitty couch.

Your nerd neighbor bought BTC for $0.30.

You laughed.

He disappeared for 10 years.

Came back with a Lambo.

Will you fade it again?

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Let’s pretend this was Bitcoin in 2009.

Would you fade it again, anon?

Now live

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A great meme can’t die.

You don’t fade BTC for the second time.

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