pretend cocks

I travel the world pretending things are a cock. I am a book, an exhibition and a live show. PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[pretend cocks @pretendcocks]

@JoshThomas87 Ohhhhh no Portland, OR

[Jack Druce @Jackdruce]

The NBA statistic nobody talks about.

[Jack Druce @Jackdruce]

5 swamp facts that will drive women crazy

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/DM2DDv3ouG

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Just posted a photo @ Mount Olympus (Washington) https://t.co/CjHFx7ar23

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Just posted a photo @ World Cups24 - Qatar World Cup 2022 https://t.co/5rIXZlZ3wO

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/qeL3rS5Qug

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AMERICA’S FUTURE YOUR CHOICE: VOTE COCK #midterms #midterm #vote #votecock #elections #election #electionday #election2022 #democracy #democrats #republicans #pretendingthingsareacock @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/UNZByHEoWN

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

Most romantic thing you’ll see today😍😂

[pretend cocks @pretendcocks]

Just posted a photo @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/S0EAQQAgsY

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Just posted a photo @ Peculiarium https://t.co/GIGWGViu1U

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Xeo1wa5ZwR

[The Moth @TheMoth]

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Just posted a photo @ St. Louis, Missouri https://t.co/jGr05Gdxyq

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Good luck everyone @edfringe 🍆🍆 I miss doing this festival so much!! #edinburghfringe #edfringe #edfringe2022 #pretendingthingsareacock @ Pleasance Edinburgh https://t.co/DTHKuleWbO

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Just posted a photo @ Hallmark Visitors Center at Crown Center https://t.co/RMexJNPFQs