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I do smile occasionally

[Name @pretendgeek]

@JAHeale Don't. I was hoping to visit again with the third generation to go...

[Name @pretendgeek]

@sturgios Great bardfield bookshop is great if you're staying in the area

[Name @pretendgeek]

@seasonedbf Because it is a classic story regardless of his race

[Name @pretendgeek]

@DrMatthewSweet How dare you say that about someone who ticks so many DEI boxes

[Name @pretendgeek]

@andyburnham Making love by Friday?

[Name @pretendgeek]

@DAaronovitch Well he got a lot of major calls wrong in retrospect. He also funded the work in Wuhan...

[Name @pretendgeek]

@NoContextBrits These were done in wet clay and then baked so quite quick to do. Educate yourself...

[Name @pretendgeek]

@TerryJermyMP @ForestryEngland @DefraGovUK @coachservices Great way to avoid the ridiculous parking charges at high lodge!

[Name @pretendgeek]

@russell_kane To be fair think its pretty funny and self mocking

[Name @pretendgeek]

@lewis_goodall His first tweet was better than anything Starmer had done in 2 years

[Name @pretendgeek]

@dylan6roberts Someone holy. Wash your mouth out

[Name @pretendgeek]

@andyburnham @JohnHealey_MP I used used like both of you but still stunned about the bacon fries comments

[Name @pretendgeek]

@LeeAndersonMP_ George can pay fro the repairs. Will need to funnel it through a few companies first though...

[Name @pretendgeek]

@tudorfoodrecipe This looks like grandiflora which always blossoms in july

[Name @pretendgeek]

@rcolvile We obviously don't know the full story. I have worked for some awful companies but none would have prosecuted over something like this. Not worth the hassle!

[Name @pretendgeek]

@tomhfh Today's not about you...

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

being a cyclist kinda sucks politically because your options are always

Candidate A: loves bike infrastructure, but refuses to jail bike thieves

Candidate B: wants to send bike thieves to the gulag, but hates cyclists

anyway my bike was stolen last week, RIP

[Name @pretendgeek]

@MrJohnNicolson Your flags have helped me decide to ignore anything you say

[Name @pretendgeek]

@JohnWight1 Why don't they all take them back then?

[Name @pretendgeek]

@AngelaRayner @DurhamGala Should it be renamed to benefit claimants gala?