Jo

Probably napping right now.
She/her.

[Jo @pretendyelling]

Today I learned its really hard to take photos of puppies.

Also, everyone say hi to Juno Anderson!

[Jo @pretendyelling]

I just saw a police car flash their lights to go up a one-way street the wrong way just like you'd do in Police Quest and it has completely made my day

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

A reminder that this man was photographed proudly wearing a Crusader Cross. A reminder that Defence knew, and airbrushed it out of the official photo they released because evidently, it was just too *cool* not to release.

[Jez Heywood @jezheywood]

Better to remain silent and be thought a war criminal than to start a defamation case and remove all doubt

[Bernard Zuel @BernardZuel]

is it time now to establish a new, local, term for the Streisand Effect? Asking for, well, everyone.

[beef bus 🇵🇸 @binchbus]

ladies it’s your fault

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@annaspargoryan @Debz73 TikTok (Reels) taught me recently dehydration is a part of the struggle to wake up properly when your alarm goes off, so now my daily mission is to make my husband have a big drink when his first alarm goes off, one day maybe we can get down to only three??

[Rohan Connolly @rohan_connolly]

Public service: Thought people might be able to use this…

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@CUCUMBER_WARMER @aimeeclarke This is a good point! When mine was about 18 months old we were at the park on a hot day, I thought it'd be a good idea to sprinkle some water on her, cool her down

She disagreed, actually thought it was a very bad idea; now won't drink from that water fountain at that park 🫤

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@aimeeclarke Yep that could be it! Maybe don't tell poor dad that assessment though 😅

Whenever my MIL looks after ours I leave toys and treats and check in to see how Juno is going... inevitably she has just been asleep next to the door waiting for us to get home 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@aimeeclarke What does she do while she's home with your dad?
If he's lower value than your mum, she might just be snoozing most of the time and not thirsty, then is excited to see your mum & realises oop it's been all day since I had a drink, best have a big one now

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@LuckyCatloaf "Have you considered buying?"
🖕🖕🖕

[Greg Jericho @GrogsGamut]

Perhaps the most stark example of the gender pay gap research by @ElizaLittleton and myself.

The most male and women-dominated occupations: plumbers and midwives.

Men are paid more in both

https://t.co/H4wS8biE4l

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@jezheywood Don't just hope, ask for it!

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@themiasandrist Maybe consider a Breton tee next time, to level up to maximum mum core 😅

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@RossFloate It was Raglan shirts ahoy in Sydney.

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@RossFloate How far into S5 second half will John die in a horrible contract-negotiation-related death

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@RossFloate How's your progress through the Yellowstone universe?

[Jo @pretendyelling]

@DrYobbo @RossFloate Literally every rancher knows about it

[CAPTAIN QUOLL @jonkudelka]

Okay I was just going to leave it because life is too short, but my thinking here is that if you’ve made it to adulthood and have failed to realise how much of “success” is pure luck genuinely believe that the unemployed are the undeserving poor, the only way you’ll ever learn

[michael wave @michael___wave]

idk it’s just not true abundance. a food distribution system that allocates huge choice and convenience to some, and relies on immiseration and environmental harm elsewhere. need better responses to it than jealously guarding our right to it in face of its occasional malfunctions

[michael wave @michael___wave]

probably a less popular opinion but i do really think that being able to get literally whatever you want at all times of year from hundreds of producers in any supermarket was only ever going to be able to exist for an historical blink of an eye, utterly unsustainable