Kat Szafranski

hey. what’s your favorite vegetable? ✨bisexual✨she/her 💖

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

boy: “okay but-“
girl: “IM TALKING”
#LoveIslandUK in a nutshell

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Leaving your baby to sleep in the hotel room while you go out is WILD behavior I and unfortunately see it all the time working in hotels 🫠 your baby is a PERSON. Not a HANDBAG you can leave on the bed.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HOW MUCH

[Harry Crave @theharrycrave]

BREAKING🚨|| Everyone on planet Earth is mad Harry Styles.

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Fuck Donald Trump.

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

I’m afraid for Euphoria season 3 because I don’t know if I can emotionally handle rewatching season 2 to prepare…

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

I agree that All’s Fair has issues as a show. But it really bothers me because it feels like people would hate it even if it was good just because it’s all about women…

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

The whole thing… or just the Mickey 17 parts? Or the Mickey 18 parts?? He plays two guys who are the same guy.

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Robert Pattinson has been submitted for awards consideration in the Best Actor category for his performance in ‘MICKEY 17’.

🔗 https://t.co/EsBc5tOgii

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

We can only be friends if you can keep singing the twilight song after the “hoahoahoa” part. Honestly you can come around if you just know the title of the song. Real ones don’t forget a classic album.

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

The offending license photo, and me out last night. For reference.

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

I handed my government issued state of Florida ID to the Buc-ee’s cashier in Texas and she said “I’m sorry ma’am but this looks like an Asian woman, and you are clearly not Asian.” I had to bring up my Instagram to convince her. I turn 30 in 6 months 🫠😅😂

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

We get older, he gets better. Sláinte @Hozier 💚🇨🇮🇵🇸☘️

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

@Hormona_Lisa_ She is going directly to hell so at least you have that girlie 👍🏼👍🏼

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Somebody sacrificed all the goats (🐐 ) to the FanDuel gods for this NFL season.

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Who sacrificed what exactly to which god so every featured NFL game this season come down to the final kick???

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Did you read Wuthering Heights in middle school to be just like Bella Swan or are you normal?

[Kat Szafranski @pretentious_kat]

Taylor Swift would get sent home immediately on ANTM for being completely dead behind the eyes in her modeling photos…sorry…

[🍲🪩 @soupymiaou]

MAYBE ONE DAY YOULL CALL ME AND TELL ME THAT YOURE SORRY TOO……..