Janco Pretorius

Junior Software Developer | F1 - Ferrari | Vodacom Bulls | Arsenal FC | Sports Fanatic | Final Year Computer Science Student

[Ryan Naraine @ryanaraine]

7 years ago

[Shailesh @shailesh18_]

Marco Jansen is what people think Cameron Green is.

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

we vibed so hard we had to delete the repo

[Nathan Baschez @nbaschez]

When Claude says “you’re absolutely right”

[Angular @angular]

Debugging just got a major upgrade. We’ve officially launched Resource Visualization in Angular DevTools. Now you can gain even deeper insights into your app's lifecycle and dependencies directly in your browser.

See it in action and check out the details here: https://t.co/283LSQFfwc

[heron @iamaheron_]

How did we all decide that “pull request” was perfectly fine terminology? It’s a merge request and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

Spotify Wrapped is the most successful marketing tactic of the last ten years

Built on one simple idea:

People are obsessed with themselves

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Brother M @_M_Mars]

F1 has the least knowledgeable fanbase in all of sport

[Cricket Picture that Goes Hard @HardCricketpix]

🥶

[ICC @ICC]

Ultimate knock in the Ultimate Test 💯

Aiden Markram brings in all his class and experience on the biggest stage 🫡

Follow the #WTC25 Final action LIVE ➡️ https://t.co/pQ7yVBzaQL

[Janco Pretorius @pretoriusjancox]

@ConvergeZA Well done guys!!

[Converge Solutions @ConvergeZA]

We are incredibly proud of the role we're playing in this groundbreaking project in Abuja, Nigeria. AMCE hospital is dedicated to transforming healthcare delivery, not only for Nigerian citizens, but for the whole region.

#convergesolutions

[Janco Pretorius @pretoriusjancox]

Incredibly proud of #convergesolutions and everyone involved.

[Converge Solutions @ConvergeZA]

We are incredibly proud of the role we're playing in this groundbreaking project in Abuja, Nigeria. AMCE hospital is dedicated to transforming healthcare delivery, not only for Nigerian citizens, but for the whole region.

#convergesolutions

[A-P @rugby_ap]

Absolutely heartbreaking to hear of the passing of Cornal Hendricks. A sensational player and, by all accounts, a terrific human being. He’ll be remembered and loved.

Rus sag, Grootman.

[Converge Solutions @ConvergeZA]

🌍✨ Happy International Women's Day from Converge Solutions! ✨🌍
Today, we celebrate the incredible women who inspire, lead, and drive change - both within Converge Solutions and around the world.
#InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025 #EmpowerHer #WomenInTech #ConvergeSolutions

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This the one

[Janco Pretorius @pretoriusjancox]

@Nxu_lu FR

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

💔

[VaideJR @JrVaide]

Uni life